I was at a camp-fire with some people I associate with (not close friends, but friends) and one of the guys was like "Man, I would just love to pay someone to go take bat to a car and just wail on it" And another was like "Dude, I would totally create my own business where you get to wear some safety goggles, gloves, and get a bat to just run around in a room with vases and just smash them!"
And then I said
"Wouldn't it be funny if you actually did open that business and ran it just like you said, except you hid kittens in each of the vases?"
And then I said
"Wouldn't it be funny if you actually did open that business and ran it just like you said, except you hid kittens in each of the vases?"