Would someones overt sexuality be a barrier to a massage?

[FelixDeCat]

I had a massage a few years ago the company paid for. Nice looking lady but rather petite. I was suprised at her strength considering her diminuative size.

Not all gay people are the same. Nevertheless, would someones behavior leave you inclined to decline a massage if they were "extroverted" about their heterosexual or homosexual inclinations? Would that make you uncomfortable?

Before you answer, think for a minute. You are in a chair face down and there is this person looking you up and down with that "I want you look". Sorry, but thats a deal breaker. If you cant be a professional regardless of your persuasion Im outta there.

 

[zerocool84]

I'd feel the same way if a homosexual man said it as a fat woman said it. Both are equally bad in my book. Oh and I'm not against gay marriage.

 

[QueBert]

If the person is hetro, I believe it's called a massage with a "happy ending" at least that's what friends have told me ha. I'm not a homophobe but I don't think I'd want a man massaging me, if it's a stranger I'd have a tough enough time even letting a female do it. If they were overtly sexual towards me I'd probably leave too.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
I'd feel the same way if a homosexual man said it as a fat woman said it. Both are equally bad in my book. Oh and I'm not against gay marriage.

So you are pro gay marraiage and gay massage?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: QueBert
If the person is hetro, I believe it's called a massage with a "happy ending" at least that's what friends have told me ha. I'm not a homophobe but I don't think I'd want a man massaging me, if it's a stranger I'd have a tough enough time even letting a female do it. If they were overtly sexual towards me I'd probably leave too.

Yah I hear ya. A long time ago I think only men gave massages. These days almost anything goes in those massage parlors.

 

[Kalmah]

You also gotta think about it the other way around. My ex is a massage therapist and about 1/20 guys would actually ask her for sex during the massage. She would leave the room immidately, then have the gay massage therapist walk in and finish the massage. Talk about awkward.. and then afterwards the gay massage therapist would tell him to never come back after he paid.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Kalmah
You also gotta think about it the other way around. My ex is a massage therapist and about 1/20 guys would actually ask her for sex during the massage. She would leave the room immidately, then have the gay massage therapist walk in and finish the massage. Talk about awkward.. and then afterwards the gay massage therapist would tell him to never come back after he paid.

Interesting story, thanks! Also, it must have been nice to get a daily massage....or was that the last thing on her mind by 5PM?

 

[Kalmah]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: Kalmah
You also gotta think about it the other way around. My ex is a massage therapist and about 1/20 guys would actually ask her for sex during the massage. She would leave the room immidately, then have the gay massage therapist walk in and finish the massage. Talk about awkward.. and then afterwards the gay massage therapist would tell him to never come back after he paid.

Interesting story, thanks! Also, it must have been nice to get a daily massage....or was that the last thing on her mind by 5PM?

Lol.... I couldn't handle a massage from her. she was... too rough. She was quite certain that if she wasn't putting 2,000lbs psi of pressure on me that it wasn't going to do any good. Everybody else says that she's the best massager they have had and she would go days at work being fully booked with requests while other massage therapists there go days without a single massage. I think I'm just a pvssy. lol

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: Kalmah
You also gotta think about it the other way around. My ex is a massage therapist and about 1/20 guys would actually ask her for sex during the massage. She would leave the room immidately, then have the gay massage therapist walk in and finish the massage. Talk about awkward.. and then afterwards the gay massage therapist would tell him to never come back after he paid.

Interesting story, thanks! Also, it must have been nice to get a daily massage....or was that the last thing on her mind by 5PM?

Lol.... I couldn't handle a massage from her. she was... too rough. She was quite certain that if she wasn't putting 2,000lbs psi of pressure on me that it wasn't going to do any good. Everybody else says that she's the best massager they have had and she would go days at work being fully booked with requests while other massage therapists there go days without a single massage. I think I'm just a pvssy. lol

That was my obersevation from that little woman who gave me a massage. She could squeeze and pinch like she was using a vice or something. It hurt sometimes!

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Kalmah
2,000lbs psi of pressure

Welcome to the department of redundancy department.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: Kalmah
2,000lbs psi of pressure

Welcome to the department of redundancy department.

Enjoy your stay.

 

[venkman]

i think it moved

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: QueBert
If the person is hetro, I believe it's called a massage with a "happy ending" at least that's what friends have told me ha. I'm not a homophobe but I don't think I'd want a man massaging me, if it's a stranger I'd have a tough enough time even letting a female do it. If they were overtly sexual towards me I'd probably leave too.

Perhaps if you remove the stick that is stuck in your arse you'd be more comfortable with other human beings?

You seem to hate human touch because it directly leads to sexual thoughts about gay sex in your brain.

This is not normal human behaviour, it's caused by years and years of indoctrination.

Truth is, human touch has a distinct response and unless you get turned on it isn't a sexual thing but it IS a good thing.

"Overtly sexual" is only in your own mind, you won't get raped by any massage therapist except in your sex dreams.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
I had a massage a few years ago the company paid for. Nice looking lady but rather petite. I was suprised at her strength considering her diminuative size.

Not all gay people are the same. Nevertheless, would someones behavior leave you inclined to decline a massage if they were "extroverted" about their heterosexual or homosexual inclinations? Would that make you uncomfortable?

Before you answer, think for a minute. You are in a chair face down and there is this person looking you up and down with that "I want you look". Sorry, but thats a deal breaker. If you cant be a professional regardless of your persuasion Im outta there.

How the FUCK would i know if the person massaging me is gay or not and would it even matter, to me, massages are not sexual.

Quit watching gay porn and hoping for it to happen to you is the only recommendation i can give you.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: Kalmah
You also gotta think about it the other way around. My ex is a massage therapist and about 1/20 guys would actually ask her for sex during the massage. She would leave the room immidately, then have the gay massage therapist walk in and finish the massage. Talk about awkward.. and then afterwards the gay massage therapist would tell him to never come back after he paid.

Interesting story, thanks! Also, it must have been nice to get a daily massage....or was that the last thing on her mind by 5PM?

Lol.... I couldn't handle a massage from her. she was... too rough. She was quite certain that if she wasn't putting 2,000lbs psi of pressure on me that it wasn't going to do any good. Everybody else says that she's the best massager they have had and she would go days at work being fully booked with requests while other massage therapists there go days without a single massage. I think I'm just a pvssy. lol

So full of sheit it's not even funny.

Pounds per pounds of square inch? 2k? that is a metric ton for every inch of your body.

I know you dream of a girfriend and some day you might get one but this is just pathetic.

 

[Jumpem]

Absolutely. I won't even get my hair cut by a queer.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
I had a massage a few years ago the company paid for. Nice looking lady but rather petite. I was suprised at her strength considering her diminuative size.

Not all gay people are the same. Nevertheless, would someones behavior leave you inclined to decline a massage if they were "extroverted" about their heterosexual or homosexual inclinations? Would that make you uncomfortable?

Before you answer, think for a minute. You are in a chair face down and there is this person looking you up and down with that "I want you look". Sorry, but thats a deal breaker. If you cant be a professional regardless of your persuasion Im outta there.

How the FUCK would i know if the person massaging me is gay or not and would it even matter, to me, massages are not sexual.

Quit watching gay porn and hoping for it to happen to you is the only recommendation i can give you.

JohnOfSheffied,

This is not a battlefield. There is no trophy to win here. There is not a "gay rights" thread. So you can tone down your rhetoric or gtfo with your unnecessary insults and suggestive behavior, you weirdo.

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: Kalmah
2,000lbs psi of pressure

Welcome to the department of redundancy department.

:laugh:

 

[Modular]

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield
So full of sheit it's not even funny.

Pounds per pounds of square inch? 2k? that is a metric ton for every inch of your body.

I know you dream of a girfriend and some day you might get one but this is just pathetic.

Time for a lesson in language

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield
So full of sheit it's not even funny.

Pounds per pounds of square inch? 2k? that is a metric ton for every inch of your body.

I know you dream of a girfriend and some day you might get one but this is just pathetic.

Time for a lesson in language

Isn't he a Brit? They have no sense of humor. Or dentists either for that matter.

That being said, physical therapy, I'd let a guy do it. A full body massage, no way.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: venkman
i think it moved

I wanted to say that

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
I had a massage a few years ago the company paid for. Nice looking lady but rather petite. I was suprised at her strength considering her diminuative size.

Not all gay people are the same. Nevertheless, would someones behavior leave you inclined to decline a massage if they were "extroverted" about their heterosexual or homosexual inclinations? Would that make you uncomfortable?

Before you answer, think for a minute. You are in a chair face down and there is this person looking you up and down with that "I want you look". Sorry, but thats a deal breaker. If you cant be a professional regardless of your persuasion Im outta there.

How the FUCK would i know if the person massaging me is gay or not and would it even matter, to me, massages are not sexual.

Quit watching gay porn and hoping for it to happen to you is the only recommendation i can give you.

JohnOfSheffied,

This is not a battlefield. There is no trophy to win here. There is not a "gay rights" thread. So you can tone down your rhetoric or gtfo with your unnecessary insults and suggestive behavior, you weirdo.

Everything is a battlefield to me, you can't change who you inherently are.

You are the one who brought the suggestive behaviour into this thread though by describing your wet dream of a gay massager.

If you had actually read my post and replied to what was in it, i wouldn't have to say that.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield
So full of sheit it's not even funny.

Pounds per pounds of square inch? 2k? that is a metric ton for every inch of your body.

I know you dream of a girfriend and some day you might get one but this is just pathetic.

Time for a lesson in language

If that is sarcasm then it's fucking stupid.

I don't think it was intended as sarcasm.

Americans are usually not subtle nor provide measurements when they are sarcastic since no American understands subtle irony.

Seriously, there was a movement, a real fucking movement against "the life of Brian" in the US, that is confirming that the irony is actually truth.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield

Everything is a battlefield to me, you can't change who you inherently are.

You are the one who brought the suggestive behaviour into this thread though by describing your wet dream of a gay massager.

If you had actually read my post and replied to what was in it, i wouldn't have to say that.

If this was a battlefield, then you have already lost the war because you didnt comprehend my OP. I said that if the masseuse was being suggestive towards you, regardless of persuasion, would one still be inclined to be massaged by them. Was that clear enough for you? :frown:

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield
So full of sheit it's not even funny.

Pounds per pounds of square inch? 2k? that is a metric ton for every inch of your body.

I know you dream of a girfriend and some day you might get one but this is just pathetic.

Time for a lesson in language

Isn't he a Brit? They have no sense of humor. Or dentists either for that matter.

That being said, physical therapy, I'd let a guy do it. A full body massage, no way.

Well it's better than being grossly obese like all Americans are.

Sense of humour though.. well, the US version of humouor is exaggerated idiocy to the point where it's not funny anymore, for evidece see the US version of The Office. It's like they think that Americans don't get the joke unless it's so fucking jacked up that a penguin would understand it.

I assime they think that Americans in general are too damn daft to get irony or sarcasm and after having been here for a while, they are correct.

Not you though, you're not stupid, just short and old.