Im a nut
I'm a little acorn round,
Lying on the forest ground.
People step all over me,
That is why I'm cracked, you see.
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I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm craaaaaazy.
I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm craaaaaazy.
Called myself up on the phone,
Just to see if I was home.
Asked myself out on a date,
Said be ready at half past eight.
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Took my self to the movies grand,
Just so I could hold my hand.
Wrapped my arm around my waist,
When I got fresh I slapped my face.
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Bought some roses at the flower store.
Told myself I wanted more.
I took things to fast for me
So I broke it off and now I'm free!
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Gee, I miss me all the time,
Wonder if I'm doing fine.
Maybe I will stop by to see,
If I have another chance with me.
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