Worst Song Ever?

Reckoner

Lifer
Jun 11, 2004
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I'd have to nominate Reggie and the Full Effect - Dwarf Invasion

Lyrics:

(hoch hoch.....<i>[repeated many times in background]</i>)

hallo americans
this is claus from common denominators
that's the band you are listening to right now
we are from finland
this is our debut album here in america, das grund
this is the dwarf invasion

blah

one two three four
you are not my friend
you are my foe
you are two feet tall
you have got to go

this is dwarf invasion (dwarf invasion)
this is dwarf invasion (the dwarf invasion)
this is dwarf invasion (dwarf invasion)
this is dwarf invasion (that's the dwarf invasion)

this is dwarf invasion (dwarf invasion)
dwarf invasion (dwarf invasion) (dwarf invasion) (dwarf invasion)
shut up dirk

this is not a friend
you are very small
you can barely stand up to me
you can't play basketball

this is dwarf invasion (dwarf invasion)
this is dwarf invasion (dwarf invasion)
this is dwarf invasion (dwarf invasion)
this is the dwarf invasion (this is dwarf invasion)

thank you very much for having us in your country
we'll see you next year
goodnight

go back to the room
go back
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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anything by Sean Paul, "Puff Daddy/Diddy/black attention whore", "Jay-Z/Hova/izzle/black attention whore", anything released by a major record label featuring a white "woman" (and most black women too) as the lead singers since 1991...

:music:CRAAAAWWWLLLLLLING IN MY SKIIIIIINNNNNNN:music:

hmmm

hmmm...
 

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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Velvet Underground-Heroin

That's the most annoying song I can think of. Pretty much anything by Poe is up there as well.
 

BRObedoza

Diamond Member
Apr 16, 2004
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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: sleepmachine
all of the dinosaur band songs people keep going on about here

What are "dinosaur band songs"?
all that metallica, led zeppelin, ac/dc stuff posted on here. can't stand it. just not my thing.
 

stevent76

Senior member
May 10, 2001
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Hey Ya by Outkast. Everytime I hear that song I almost wreck my car trying to change the station.