Worst song EVAR?
- Thread starter MistaTastyCakes
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Anubis
No Lifer
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
I want to impale myself on a rusty iron fence everytime I hear that song.
I want to impale myself on a rusty iron fence everytime I hear that song.
I'm sorry, but the title of "Worst song evar" belongs to none other than "Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy. That song is absolutely evilly bad.
I was going to mention Nimoy/Shatner but those are at least good for a laugh.
Whitney (and I'll toss in Michael Bolton, Mariah Carey, and Yanni) can actually inflict pain.
Whitney (and I'll toss in Michael Bolton, Mariah Carey, and Yanni) can actually inflict pain.
tub thumper by chumbawumba
i can't stand that song. it makes me want to dig out my ear drums everytime i hear it.
i can't stand that song. it makes me want to dig out my ear drums everytime i hear it.
silverpig
Lifer
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Hah! Yeah that was horrible.
At one of my jobs this d00d makes me listen to the oldies station. I don't mind it, there's actually some good stuff on it, but I HATE this one song... I don't know the name or who sings it though (too lazy to google)
You've got green alligators
and long necked geese
some humpty backed camels
and some chimpanzees
(something something something) forlorn
but the lonliest of them all is the unicorn
This song makes me want to kill things.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, cuz you're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again, cuz you're never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away....
and the sound of my ears exploding
I get knocked down, but I get up again, cuz you're never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away....
and the sound of my ears exploding
- Oct 10, 1999
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Kelly Clarkson has a new album out. Plenty of potential WORST SONG EVER candidates there, I'm sure.
Here's a few that get on my nerves:
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Originally posted by: MistaTastyCakes
I'm thinking something along the lines of Everybody Wang Chung Tonight.. or.. The Jitterbug
no way about Wang Chung .. classic song
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