Worst song EVAR?

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Ronstang

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Any song by a white person.
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A little angry about something? Rap sucks the most of all genres so I guess I will just generalize and say..........any song by a black person.
 
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melly

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
Any song by a white person.
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A little angry about something? Rap sucks the most of all genres so I guess I will just generalize and say..........any song by a black person.
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98% of artists mentioned in this thread are white. i'm sure it was sarcasm.
 
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melly

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Village People - In the Navy
New Kids on the Block - The Right Stuff
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you got the right stuff, baby, i love the way you turn me on
you got the right stuff, baby, you're the reason that i sing this song
oh oh ohhhh oh oh, oh oh ooooooooh oh
oh oh ohhhhhhh oh oh
THE RIGHT STUFF! :D
 
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hawkeye81x

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The crown either goes to

Tiny Tim - Tiptoe thru the field with daisies
Rick Deez - Disco Duck


and Wang Chung is nowhere near as bad as you say.
 
Kaervak

Kaervak

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Thong Song.

The video's good, but that god damn obnoxious song is the worst piece of god awful trash I've ever heard. Anyone who considers that music needs to have their head beat in with a claw hammer.
 
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conjur

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Marauder-

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I'm sure these don't compare to that Liam Lynch song I mentioned up above:

Liam Lynch - United States of Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was, like, all "ehhhh"
And I was, like, "whatever!"
 
murphy55d

murphy55d

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When I dance, they call me Macarena, and the boys they say "que soy buena",
They all want me, they can't have me, so they all come and dance beside me.
Move with me, chant with me, and if you're good, I'll take you home with me.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena,
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena, hey, Macarena!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena,
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena, hey, Macarena!

But don't worry about my boyfriend, he's a boy who's name is Vitorino,
I don't want him, couldn't stand him, he was no good so I...ha, ha, ha.
Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town,
And his two friends were so fine.

WORST. SONG. EVAR.
 
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Hagau

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Who Let the Dogs Out.....oh dear god, i want to kill someone everytime i hear it. such utter sheer retardedness
 
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Mill

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Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Here's a few that get on my nerves:

Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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Found here.
 
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JeffSpicoli

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