Worst pick up lines ever

[SWScorch]

my personal favorite is "aha, I see you appear to be a chick.... wanna bang?"

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Or how about "Hi, do you mind if I hit on you for a while?" But there is always the slim possiblity of that being taken the wrong way, so try to say it without smiling in a psycho way.

Edit: 320 minutes later, and I realize I'm dyslexic AND a poor speeler.

 

[jaydee]

How about Russell Crowe's line from "Beautiful Mind". [paraphrase]I don't have a clue as to what I have to say in order to have intercourse with you, so can we just pretend I said that already and skip straight to the sex?"[/paraphrase]

I also like "Sup b!itch. Prom?"

 

[Ferrari355]

This was used on me by a cheerleader(and it worked)
"I wear a 32c. Are you getting horny?"

 

[Brutuskend]

<< This was used on me by a cheerleader(and it worked) >>




<< "I wear a 32c. Are you getting horny?" >>


I assume your a GUY?
Would anything NOT have worked?

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Ok, I just thought one up, this one's for you eakers.

Hey baby, let's pretend I'm America and you're Canada and touch each other.

 

[MeanMeosh]

my friend once actually got the following line used on her:

"You sure do have a nice set of teeth."

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

That's really bad unless you are friends with a horse.