Worst pick up lines ever

[Keego]

<< I used this one - and it WORKED!

"Um, excuse me waitress, but there's something missing from my check."
"Really? What's that?"
"Your phone number."


Hey, it got me a date, ok?? >>




hey, that's pretty good 🙂

 

[Elledan]

<< I used this one - and it WORKED!

"Um, excuse me waitress, but there's something missing from my check."
"Really? What's that?"
"Your phone number."


Hey, it got me a date, ok?? >>

Hmm... she must have liked your wit 😉

It's a pretty good one, actually =)

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

<< Hey, does this rag smell like ether? >>



Dude, that is great. 🙂

 

[yllus]

"You have beautiful legs - what time do they open?"

 

[Novgrod]

Hey, does this rag smell like ether?

haha rofl. That's great.

 

[PC Freak]

-Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pantes.

 

[Perknose]

Here in Pennsyltucky the all purpose, can't miss line for getting the best babe in the bar is:

"Hey, nice tooth!" 😀

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I could sure tap that ass.

 

[datalink7]

From the Man Show boy:

"Hey baby, want to go on a fieldtrip in my pants?"

"Hey red, does the carpet match the curtains?"

 

[TheBullGod]

Lets play army... I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

 

[Yeeny]

Lets see, the one TheBullGod posted was used on me, along with "If I made the alphabet, I would have put u and i together." That was just sad. 😉

I also had a guy ask me to play Tune In Tokoyo, and I said sure, not knowing what it was, and I also fell for the "Hey, can you touch your elbows behind your back? Let's see you try." 😱

 

[Linux23]

<< "You have beautiful legs - what time do they open?" >>

 

[Danman]

<< "You have beautiful legs - what time do they open?" >>



Hahahahhah! 😀 😛

 

[Linux23]

<< I also had a guy ask me to play Tune In Tokoyo, and I said sure, not knowing what it was, and I also fell for the "Hey, can you touch your elbows behind your back? Let's see you try." 😱 >>




that is just too funny. i haven't used the Tune in Tokyo line years. LMAO. 🙂

 

[phatcow]

I thought Pick Up Lines # 72 was pretty bad...

 

[eakers]

some ive actually gotten: "baby, you have the most amazing tits but your eyes are so beautiful"
and
him: "you are the hottest girl here, wanna come to my house and fvck?"
me: 'No"
him, chasing after me "can i at least get your number"

one my friend shawn used on me today joking "wanna sit on my face so i can guess how much you weigh?"

*kat. <-- 😛

 

[etech]

I shouldn't release this to the general public.

Have you ever had your navel kissed...

From the inside?

 

[LAUST]

Delete

 

[Brutuskend]

Do you know the differance between good sex and bad sex?

NO?

Good, wanna come back to my place?

😉

 

[yobarman]

<<

<< I also had a guy ask me to play Tune In Tokoyo, and I said sure, not knowing what it was, and I also fell for the "Hey, can you touch your elbows behind your back? Let's see you try." 😱 >>




that is just too funny. i haven't used the Tune in Tokyo line years. LMAO. 🙂 >>




i dont get it..

 

[Brutuskend]

Picture two radio knobs................................

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

<< one my friend shawn used on me today joking "wanna sit on my face so i can guess how much you weigh?" >>



This reminds me of another. But this one sort of assumes you've already been successful in picking the girl up. You take her back to your (presumably messy) house and say 'Let me clean off a place for you to sit.' You then proceed to wipe off your face.

 

[trmiv]

Nice ass, can I wear it as a hat?

 

[Brutuskend]

Do you come often.....er... I mean do you come HERE often?

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Here in Pennsyltucky the all purpose, can't miss line for getting the best babe in the bar is:

<STRONG>"Hey, nice tooth!"</STRONG> 😀 >>




arrrghhhh !!! hahahaha 😀