Worst pick up lines ever

[moshquerade]

amazing what some guys will try
how about this one I got last night, "you look like a Barbie doll"

 

[rival]

"Come here often?" is my personal favorite

<--single

 

[kami]

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

 

[myputer]

This was said to me at a gym

My, you're quite flexible

 

[djheater]

Do you have any Irish in you?

--Wait for response.....

Would you like some?

 

[Nemesis77]

"Hi, I'm a necrophile. Do you know how to play dead?"

EDIT: typo

 

[myputer]

Wow, you've got some intense looking eyebrows..........

 

[djheater]

<< Wow, you've got some intense looking eyebrows.......... >>



lol laughing in thier face is allowed....

 

[Geekbabe]

"wanna fix my floppy drive?"

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Hey baby.... wanna shave my back?

 

[myputer]

<< Hey baby.... wanna shave my back? >>




Oh honey that's so tempting

 

[moocat]

"Wanna go to my place and check out my SpyroGraph art?"
or in a challenging tone..."So...what can YOU do on a SpyroGraph?"

"I'll give ya $500 to come back to my place" works sometimes too

 

[JayHu]

heres a list that got printed in out mathnews (biweekly student newsletter for people in the math faculty)

The Worst Math Pickup Lines:
Hey baby, want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
Is that a Lemma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My hard drive has a huge storage capacity and is fully operational
Watch my fractal increase exponentially
let's make a composite function
my natural log is massive
i'll show you what the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus was really for, and I wont need 2 parts
My function doesn't have an absolute minimum, it's all maximum

there were others, but they were just inside jokes.

 

[GasX]

I love that dress. It would look great on my bedroom floor!

 

[Ryan]

Hi, my name is Milk, and I'll do your body good!

 

[spaceman]

"Hey,lets wrestle,winner F**ks the loser."

 

[Platypus]

My favourite:

Hey, does this rag smell like ether?






















Ok sorry

 

[geekybear]

f*ck me if i'm wrong, but is your name abdul?

 

[amnesiac]

I used this one - and it WORKED!

"Um, excuse me waitress, but there's something missing from my check."
"Really? What's that?"
"Your phone number."


Hey, it got me a date, ok??

 

[gotsmack]

I see you already have a drink, can I buy you a coaster?

 

[Cattlegod]

do you like star trek?

 

[johneetrash]

::screaming like a maniac::

DO ME! DO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






please?

 

[4824guy]

Hi, you look familiar to me, have I met you before?

 

[Fatdog]

"Hi, I'd sure like to touch those."

 

[Ladies Man]

you might not be able to tell from looking at me, but i can run really, really, fast.