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WORST pick-up lines ever?

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Originally posted by: JOSEPHLB
"Do you have any Italian in you? No, you say. Would you like some? "
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No you got it wrong. It's "Would you like some in you?"

I know of two that I've heard somewhere.

1. Are your parents a$$holes because you're the $h|t.

2. Motion a girl to come to you with your finger. When she does, say "If I can make you come with my finger, imagine what I can do with my d**k".

😀
 
Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: JOSEPHLB
"Do you have any Italian in you? No, you say. Would you like some? "
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No you got it wrong. It's "Would you like some in you?"

I know of two that I've heard somewhere.

1. Are your parents a$$holes because you're the $h|t.

2. Motion a girl to come to you with your finger. When she does, say "If I can make you come with my finger, imagine what I can do with my d**k".

😀
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He did say in you. Read what he wrote:

Originally posted by: JOSEPHLB
"Do you have any Italian in you? No, you say. Would you like some? "
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"Let's do some math. add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply"

"Do you work at UPS? Cause you keep looking at my package"

"You remind me of a crescent wrench. When I see you, my nuts tighten up."
 
DeafeningSilence, he said in you at the beginning. The shock factor is much greater when you incorporate it in the response. Look at my quote and look at his quote ... how are they the same?
 
Would you be terribly offended if I threw you in the corner and had my way with you.

Funny thing is when she says no!
 
Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
I'm a repost police for Anandtech forums. The next girl I meet would be a repost because you're the original beauty.
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I think anything with the word "tech" in it is a turn off, so that indeed is a bad pickup line 😀
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
In Soviet Russia, I screw you! 😀
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Hahahahaha 😉

Is your dad a theif? Because I saw him stealing electronics from K-Mart.

Did you know that 60% of your body is water? I'm Jewish, have I seen you on TV?
-- mrcodedude
 
Originally posted by: Ranger X
DeafeningSilence, he said in you at the beginning. The shock factor is much greater when you incorporate it in the response. Look at my quote and look at his quote ... how are they the same?
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I believe the initial question would be unclear if "in you" is not stated. And I think it's redundant to repeat the preposition at the end of the second question. At the very least, it's not needed, so I don't think that he "got it wrong." But you are, of course, welcome to use the pick-up line in any form you wish. 🙂
 
After reading all of these it's become very clear to me why some of you are always here🙂
 
VBboy: Ok, more pics already!

Sealyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Don't make me stalk you electronically

Pics!
 
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