WORST pick-up lines ever?

[VBboy]

Can you come up with a pickup line that is so bad, it would be the WORST one ever? 🙂

I can think of a couple... "Hey, wanna F**k?" and "Let's skip to the best part of any relationship: sex and the breakup!".
Why don't I have a girlfriend?!

 

[etalns]

nice thong...it'd look better on me....wanna try?

 

[Geekbabe]

pickup line? you mean there are people who have to do more than smile and say hi? :Q

 

[Hagau]

go up and say Hi!...then just stare and smile for an awkward long pause

 

[Zugzwang152]

stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

 

[newt]

You remind me of my ex-girlfriend......

 

[ndee]

"I think your father is a thief! He stole two stars and put them in your eyes."

 

[spaceman]

"Lets wrestle, winner $&%*'s the loser,"

 

"do you wash your pants with windex....cause i can see myself in them"

 

[rubix]

hey there hot lady friend, what say you we commence in the kissing?

 

[Chaotic42]

"Hey baby, I'm a mod"

😛

My personal fave (and one I've used on countless lady friends of mine)

"Hey baby, I'll give you the best 15 seconds of your life!"

 

Just recently, I got slapped for saying this one to a blonde in a bar ;

HI 🙂, Want to have breakfast with me................in bed ?

 

[Spoooon]

Are you wearing space panties? Cause your booty is out of this world.

 

[Looney]

Pinch her nipple. 999/1000 it won't work, but it's only 1 sec of work so there's no loss there. But 1/1000 it will, then you're golden.

 

[brxndxn]

"You remind me of Captain Janeway."

I actually used that one.. Luckily I was really drunk and I am glad now that I didn't get what I was going for.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

LOL Zugzwang152 😀

Worse pick-up line I know of, "Are those real?" 😛

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

LOL 😀

Worse line: Are those real? 😛

People have fake elbows?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

LOL 😀

Worse line: Are those real? 😛

People have fake elbows?

:Q

Are those real? was my attempt at the worst pick-line Qosis 😱

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

LOL 😀

Worse line: Are those real? 😛

People have fake elbows?

:Q

Are those real was my attempt at the worst pick-line Qosis 😱

Oops 😱 Rather slow at the moment *runs to his corner to sleep*

 

[imprezawrxwagon]

Why don't I have a girlfriend?!

um, because You do not ask anyone out?..

 

[Pastfinder]

"Did it hurt? When you fell down from heaven?"

"Hey, do you want to go mountain climbing? I'll be the climber, you be the mountain."

"You must be a crystal ball, because I can clearly see myself in you."

😀

 

[SWScorch]

Aha! I see you appear to be a chick! Wanna bang?

Sadly enough, I have a friend who used this line. Luckily the girl realized he was just being an ass and laughed at him.

 

[fishingeek]

"I like your a$$, can I wear it as a hat?"

 

[guyver01]

You might as well sleep with me, I'll tell my friends you did anyway


I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you


Your parents must be retarded because you are special.


You remind me of a championship bass--I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.

You know, you have the best cleavage in this entire bar.

 

[LeeTJ]

Hello I love you won't you tell me your name.