Worst Movie Ever that you watched

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RedCOMET

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Originally posted by: byronface
confessions of a teenage drama queen - lindsay lohan..

i dunno what's worse... the movie, or the fact that i watched it...

I started watching the film, but after the 3 "new jersey sucks becuase..." crack, i had to stop watching it, even though it was a free rental.( i worked at Blockbuster in my youth)

you like em young?
 

Ilmater

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House of Sand and Fog

Synopsis: Everyone in the movie has their life ruined by the end: one guy is in jail, another guy loses his only son at which point he and his wife commit suicide, one family is torn apart because the husband cheated on the wife and is now in jail for shooting a child, and the other main character is depressed to no end because it's her fault all of this happened.

It's basically just as depressing as Legend of the Fall, except without the uplifting parts. Maybe that makes LotF worse because just when things are going great again, BAM your wife and child are killed, but for me House of Sand and Fog was worse. I just didn't see the point of the movie. That being said, the acting by Ben Kingsley and the woman that played his wife were phenomenal.
 

Ilmater

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Jesus Christ Superstar (note: It was not willingly)
Dude, that MUSICAL rocks. The original London performance was incredible.
 

Rogue

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Striptease. That was the first movie I ever paid to see in a theater and actually got up and left half way through. No, I didn't leave until AFTER I saw Demi topless and toned up, but after that, the thrill was gone.
 

Ilmater

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Originally posted by: byronface
confessions of a teenage drama queen - lindsay lohan..

i dunno what's worse... the movie, or the fact that i watched it...
The fact you watched it.
 

cubby1223

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Worst movies that I've personally seen? Worst big time movie was the Royal Tenenbaums. Worst movie of all time I've seen, ties between Full Frontal & Timecode. Lets see, Full Frontal is like five boring and unrelated plotlines that only come together in the last ten minutes. Timecode, don't quite remember much about it, four boring and unrelated plotlines, and in this movie you actually get to watch all four on the screen at the same time! Screen was split into 4 separate camera views!!!
 

Stiganator

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Catwoman hands down! I was so wasted and it still sucked more than <insert name>'s mom! Not even Ms. Berry could save it.
 

ed21x

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Over the Top
Judge Dredd
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
A Very Brady Sequel
SW: Episode One
Matrix III
Congo
Jurassic Park 3+
 

UNCjigga

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That Baz Luhrmann wankfest known as "Moulin Rouge"

To this day...its the only movie I've ever walked out of...and I walked INTO Pearl Harbor and ENJOYED it!!!
 

torpid

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Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: broon
The Royal Tannenbaums
Dr. T and the Women
Stop watching movies you can't understand.

I understood it and still didn't like it. Actually I suspect that people who don't understand it (due to some form of altered mental state) would probably enjoy it more. It reminded me of a bad woody allen movie (and yes, I do like woody allen, just not all of his stuff) but instead of dialogue full of one liners it had characters with "one liner" personality problems.
 

Specialk92282

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Originally posted by: ceefka
Passion of the Christ : they just kept on beating him, beating him, whipping him and beating some more. It's not the violence, it's the irrationality of the violence that put me off.

Well unfortunately that is most likely the way it went down...
 

iskim86

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that movie with this one forest savior dude who transforms into like an Eagle or something and protects the forest from people who cut down trees and hunters. a bunch of kids are involved. terrible terrible movie. anyone know what it is called??
 

Glitchny

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Escabana in da moonlight - Jeff Daniels is in it, worst movie in history, my friend who rented it is no longer allowed to rent movies because of this selection.