Worst lines from songs?

[Scarpozzi]

King Missle - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: 50cent1228
chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side- that whole song is stupid

Now let it rain... and clear it out..

I agree... WTF?!

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
King Missle - Detachable Penis

I've always loved that song.

 

[irishScott]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid...1997757427874922&q=Fall+Out+Boy+Lyrics

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
King Missle - Detachable Penis

I've always loved that song.

Ditto

 

[Dumac]

"Do ya chang hang low? Does it wobble to an fro?"

The line about the playstation controller in Ridin Dirty is retarded, because they show an xbox controller in the Video. THEY HAVE LABLES ON THE CONTROLLERS.

"How come every time I come around, your london london bridge wanna go down?"

There are more, but I fail at remembering them and am too lazy to look up any lyrics...

 

[latino666]

That song by Crazytown- Butterfly


Also most songs from Color Me Bad

Girl, you know it feels real good.
We can do it 'til we both wake up.

They are having sex while asleep?

 

[NuAlphaMan]

Originally posted by: SoftwareEng

Originally posted by: IGBT
..any rap. It's all crap..it's a mental masterbation trap..purchased and mimicked by a bunch of wana be saps.

WORD.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin how? everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, plow!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap city
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

::cHoUrS:: (x2)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go, oh
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows it's all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globe-trotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
these hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told it unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da dum

::ChOuRs:: (x2)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go, oh
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepped, writin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go here's my shot.
Feet fail me not this may be the only opportunity that I got

::cHoUrS:: (x2)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go, oh
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

Are you nuts? That's one of the BEST raps ever!!!!!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Dumac
"Do ya chang hang low? Does it wobble to an fro?"

I can't listen to that song....as soon as I hear it on the radio, I turn the radio off.

 

[NuAlphaMan]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

One of the tightest songs ever!!!!!

 

[Iron Woode]

This song is just plain WTF.

I am not sure what its about:

She gave you everything she had
But she was young and dumb
She'd just turned twenty-one
She didn't care to hang around
So when the ****** came down
Why she was nowhere to be found
This life can turn a good girl bad
She was the sweetest thing
That you had ever seen

You're such a delicate boy
In the hysterical realm
Of an emotional landslide
In physical terms

With your cherry lips and golden curls
You could make grown men gasp
When you'd go walking past them
In your hot pants and high heels
They could not believe
That such a body was for real
It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast

You hold a candle in your heart
You shine the light on hidden parts
You make the whole world wanna dance
You bought yourself a second chance

Go Baby Go Go
We're right behind you
Go baby Go Go
Yeah we're looking at you
Go baby Go Go
Aw we're right behind you
Go Baby
Go Baby
Yeah we're looking at you
Go

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
:music:
Lock the cat box, lock the catbox!
:music:


What is up with these lyrics:

Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend, who looks like a girlfriend, that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential...

blah blah blah - does this mean anything?

All the Killers' songs have weird lyrics.

 

[tfcmasta97]

Cookin MC's like a pound of BACON!

Will it ever stop? YO, I dont know!

 

[Mermaidman]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
This song is just plain WTF.

I am not sure what its about:

She gave you everything she had
But she was young and dumb
She'd just turned twenty-one
She didn't care to hang around
So when the ****** came down
Why she was nowhere to be found
This life can turn a good girl bad
She was the sweetest thing
That you had ever seen

You're such a delicate boy
In the hysterical realm
Of an emotional landslide
In physical terms

With your cherry lips and golden curls
You could make grown men gasp
When you'd go walking past them
In your hot pants and high heels
They could not believe
That such a body was for real
It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast

You hold a candle in your heart
You shine the light on hidden parts
You make the whole world wanna dance
You bought yourself a second chance

Go Baby Go Go
We're right behind you
Go baby Go Go
Yeah we're looking at you
Go baby Go Go
Aw we're right behind you
Go Baby
Go Baby
Yeah we're looking at you
Go

Same here! Is it about a tranvestite? Manson does like to sing about 'androgyny.'

TRANNY>?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
This song is just plain WTF.

I am not sure what its about:

She gave you everything she had
But she was young and dumb
She'd just turned twenty-one
She didn't care to hang around
So when the ****** came down
Why she was nowhere to be found
This life can turn a good girl bad
She was the sweetest thing
That you had ever seen

You're such a delicate boy
In the hysterical realm
Of an emotional landslide
In physical terms

With your cherry lips and golden curls
You could make grown men gasp
When you'd go walking past them
In your hot pants and high heels
They could not believe
That such a body was for real
It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast

You hold a candle in your heart
You shine the light on hidden parts
You make the whole world wanna dance
You bought yourself a second chance

Go Baby Go Go
We're right behind you
Go baby Go Go
Yeah we're looking at you
Go baby Go Go
Aw we're right behind you
Go Baby
Go Baby
Yeah we're looking at you
Go

Same here! Is it about a tranvestite? Manson does like to sing about 'androgyny.'

TRANNY>?

beats me.

the song is by Garbage.

Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqaUZkf52fs

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
King Missle - Detachable Penis

I've always loved that song.

Ditto

Agreed. That song is great!!! :thumbsup:

 

[TravisT]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

 

[JLGatsby]

Any song where Morrissey isn't singing is the worst.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Any song where Morrissey isn't singing is the worst.

first you spam my thread and now you start spamming this one.

 

[fs5]

My way or the highway

limp bizkit, omg look I rhymed way with way.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97
Cookin MC's like a pound of BACON!

Will it ever stop? YO, I dont know!

Turn of the light...


I'LL GLOW!

 

[Smartazz]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
:music:
Lock the cat box, lock the catbox!
:music:


What is up with these lyrics:

Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend, who looks like a girlfriend, that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential...

blah blah blah - does this mean anything?

That song is great, but who knows what half of that means.

 

[Mermaidman]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Mermaidman

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
This song is just plain WTF.

I am not sure what its about:

She gave you everything she had
But she was young and dumb
She'd just turned twenty-one
She didn't care to hang around
So when the ****** came down
Why she was nowhere to be found
This life can turn a good girl bad
She was the sweetest thing
That you had ever seen

You're such a delicate boy
In the hysterical realm
Of an emotional landslide
In physical terms

With your cherry lips and golden curls
You could make grown men gasp
When you'd go walking past them
In your hot pants and high heels
They could not believe
That such a body was for real
It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast

You hold a candle in your heart
You shine the light on hidden parts
You make the whole world wanna dance
You bought yourself a second chance

Go Baby Go Go
We're right behind you
Go baby Go Go
Yeah we're looking at you
Go baby Go Go
Aw we're right behind you
Go Baby
Go Baby
Yeah we're looking at you
Go

Same here! Is it about a tranvestite? Manson does like to sing about 'androgyny.'

TRANNY>?

beats me.

the song is by Garbage.

Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqaUZkf52fs

Cool, I've not seen the video. And Shirley Manson is Garbage's lead singer

Edit: Awesome video! I guess it is about a transvestite!

 

[z0mb13]

I would do anything for love but I wont do that

 

[Platypus]

There are lots out there, one that stands out as of late is from Interpol's first record, a wonderful song ruined by this jem

"Her stories are boring and stuff
she's always calling my bluff"

I mean for fvck's sake, you can't find anything other than 'stuff'?