Worst lines from songs?

[Syringer]

Listening to this song right now, from the radio that the coworker plays..

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

I always go wtf when I hear this.

 

[adairusmc]

Every line from every U2 and Green Day song.

 

[IronWing]

Tonight's the night, the night to get it right.
- Samantha Fox

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
Every line from every U2 and Green Day song.

U2? Are you insane? Every album of theirs from the 1980s is incredible. Some of the best music ever written!!!

 

[GasX]

:music:
Lock the cat box, lock the catbox!
:music:


What is up with these lyrics:

Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend, who looks like a girlfriend, that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential...

blah blah blah - does this mean anything?

 

[Rastus]

Most song lyrics have trouble standing on their own without the music.

 

[davestar]

Megadeth - Sweating Bullets

"Hello me, meet the real me"

 

[Wapp]

I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!

 

[IGBT]

..any rap. It's all crap..it's a mental masterbation trap..purchased and mimicked by a bunch of wana be saps.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

What the hell is on Joey's head!!!

 

[SoftwareEng]

Originally posted by: IGBT
..any rap. It's all crap..it's a mental masterbation trap..purchased and mimicked by a bunch of wana be saps.

WORD.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin how? everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, plow!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap city
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

::cHoUrS:: (x2)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go, oh
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows it's all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globe-trotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
these hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told it unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da dum

::ChOuRs:: (x2)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go, oh
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepped, writin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go here's my shot.
Feet fail me not this may be the only opportunity that I got

::cHoUrS:: (x2)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go, oh
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

 

[zoiks]

'You remind me of my Jeep'.

 

[IronWing]

Why won't they let us pray?

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Listening to this song right now, from the radio that the coworker plays..

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

I always go wtf when I hear this.

It goes with the song.

The line by itself... yeah, WTF... but not with the rest of the song.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
What the hell is on Joey's head!!!

That whole song is probably one of the most horrible written songs ever and I actually cringe a bit every time I hear it.

 

[Tobolo]

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I?ve got the will, Lord if you?ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who?ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who?ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick?em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

 

[meltdown75]

Counting Crows, Anna Begins:

[...]
Her kindness bangs a gong
It's moving me along...

I love that album, but that part is uber weaksauce.

 

[OpenThirdEye]

Not really the worst lyrics...more like WTF lyrics:

Everything is catching
Yes, everything is catching on fire
(Everything's catching on fire)
Everything is catching on fire (everything's catching on fire)

Fingertips
Fingertips
Fingertips

I hear the wind blow
I hear the wind blow
It seems to say, "Hello, Hello,
I'm the one who loves you so."

Hey now everybody now
Hey now everybody
Hey now everybody now

Who's that standing out my window?

I found a new friend
Underneath my pillow

Come on and wreck my car (come on)
Come on and wreck my car (come on)
Come on and wreck my car (come on)
Come on and wreck my car (come on)

Are you the guy who hit me in the eye?
Are you the guy who hit me in the eye?

Please pass the milk, please
Please pass the milk, please
Please pass the milk, please

Leave me alone, leave me alone

Who's knocking on the wall?

All alone all alone
All by myself

What's that blue thing doing here?

Something grabbed ahold of my hand
I didn't know what had my hand
But that's when all my troubles began

I don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I just don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I don't understand the things you say
I can't understand a single word
I don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I just don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I cannot understand you (I don't understand you)
I don't understand you (I don't understand you)

I heard a sound, I turned around
I turned around to find the thing
That made the sound

Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper

The day that love came to play

I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack

Fingertips
Fingertips

I walk along darkened corridors
And I walk along darkened corridors
I walk along darkened corridors
And I walk along darkened corridors

 

[schneiderguy]

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

 

[mikej007]

Beastie Boys... never had good rhyming skills or the most interesting subject matter, but this one takes the cake...

"I'm out on a mission, a stolen car mission, had a small problem with the transmission."

WTF?!

 

[lightpants]

Daytime nightime, anytime
Things go better with rock!

Autograph - Turn Up the Radio.

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: IGBT
..any rap. It's all crap..it's a mental masterbation trap..purchased and mimicked by a bunch of wana be saps.

your problem is that you only hear the kind of crap that softwareEng posted.

 

[Mermaidman]

From the cheesiest song ever:

"But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding
And it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love"

Charlene

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: IGBT
..any rap. It's all crap..it's a mental masterbation trap..purchased and mimicked by a bunch of wana be saps.

oh your so clever! how is that working out for you?

 

[50cent1228]

chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side- that whole song is stupid