WORST JOKE EVER

[Goosemaster]

One night after solving a case, Sherlock and Watson are sitting in the den. Sherlock is smoking his pipe and Watson is drinking his coffee. After about 5 minutes, Watson says to Sherlock:
Watson:"You know what Sherlock,I have a confession to make. I like you."
Sherlock:"I know that."
Watson:"No, Sherlock, you don't understand. I like you."
Sherlock:"Yes, I know Watson. Otherwise we wouldn't be working together."
Watson:"No, Sherlock. I like like you."
Sherlock ponders upon this striking confession. About 10 minutes Sherlock runs across the den to where Watson is sitting and rips the clothing off his associate. Then they do...stuff. Later Sherlock tells Watson to bend over while he goes to get something. Sherlock runs to the refrigerator and takes out a lemon meringue pie. He rushes back to Watson and smears the pie all over Watson's behind. Then they do some...stuff. Afterwards Sherlock and Watson talk.
Watson:"I'm not complaining. That was great, but why did you put the pie on me?"
Sherlock:"Well, lemon-entry. Lemon-entry, my dear Watson."

:|:|

 

[RagingBITCH]

If it's so bad why the hell did you post it?

 

[AFB]

WTF?? Why did you post that ?

 

[MrDingleDangle]

your right, that is the worst joke ever

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
your right, that is the worst joke ever

:beer:

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
your right, that is the worst joke ever

:beer:

 

[Buttzilla]

hahahahhaa

 

[Ikonomi]

Unnnngh... Brain cells...

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

My dog chewing carpet is funnier than this "joke".

 

[Viperoni]

Daym, even Brutuskend would have trouble pulling off something that 5hitty!

 

[geno]

that's not even a joke

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Viperoni
Daym, even Brutuskend would have trouble pulling off something that 5hitty!

Exactly.

 

[TuxDave]

ewww.. BOOOOOOO!!!! :|

 

[amoeba]

That was a really bad Pun.

Also it breaks the first rule of Puns. Never state the main word of the pun (in this case lemon) before the punchline.

 

[axelfox]

Boourns

 

[XZeroII]

nm

 

[waggy]

booo! hiss! booo!

leave the jokes to the pro's eh?

 

[Murphy Durphy]

I don't get it?

 

[KLin]

what a pisspoor joke. This sherlock/watson joke is better...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

 

[kyparrish]

give me my 30 seconds of life back!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: amoeba
That was a really bad Pun.

Also it breaks the first rule of Puns. Never state the main word of the pun (in this case lemon) before the punchline.

That was not a pun. Besides a horrible punchline I'm not sure what that was, but I know it was not a pun.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: amoeba
That was a really bad Pun.

Also it breaks the first rule of Puns. Never state the main word of the pun (in this case lemon) before the punchline.

That was not a pun. Besides a horrible punchline I'm not sure what that was, but I know it was not a pun.

exactly why it is "THE WORST 'JOKE' EVER"

 

[Atlantean]

I read the title of the thread yet I looked anyways... *bashes head against wall*

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: KLin
what a pisspoor joke. This sherlock/watson joke is better...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

Thank you for making it partly worth coming into this thread.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: KLin
what a pisspoor joke. This sherlock/watson joke is better...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

haha! A 10 to you for redeeming this thread. :beer: