WORST JOKE EVER

[Papagayo]

I thought it was very funny...

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Atlantean
I read the title of the thread yet I looked anyways... *bashes head against wall*

:evil: Another one bites the dust

 

[gistech1978]

i think the word 'joke' gets tossed around too easily sometimes.

 

[Aharami]

2nd joke was a lot better!

 

[Ranger X]

You still didn't answer. Why did you post this if it's the "WORST JOKE EVER"?

 

[WHipLAsh13]

I got one worse:

There are 2 flies sitting on a toilet bowl
One left
Why?


He got pissed off

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: WHipLAsh13
I got one worse:

There are 2 flies sitting on a toilet bowl
One left
Why?


He got pissed off

heh..but mines worse

I found it in literally in bowels of the internet

 

[dquan97]

umm...it's so bad that I don't get it

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: amoeba
That was a really bad Pun.

Also it breaks the first rule of Puns. Never state the main word of the pun (in this case lemon) before the punchline.

That was not a pun. Besides a horrible punchline I'm not sure what that was, but I know it was not a pun.

how was that not a pun? lemon-entry =~ elementry


just like this old joke about the hoarse foreman of the acropolis =~ four horseman of the apocalypse.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: amoeba

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: amoeba
That was a really bad Pun.

Also it breaks the first rule of Puns. Never state the main word of the pun (in this case lemon) before the punchline.

That was not a pun. Besides a horrible punchline I'm not sure what that was, but I know it was not a pun.

how was that not a pun? lemon-entry =~ elementry


just like this old joke about the hoarse foreman of the acropolis =~ four horseman of the apocalypse.

"elementry"? wtf? still doesn't make sense.

edit: oh so it's something holesm likes to say

 

[Kev]

that was so bad that its unfunniness was actually in itself, funny.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: KLin
what a pisspoor joke. This sherlock/watson joke is better...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

wow that one's even worse

 

[Abhi]

Originally posted by: kyparrish
give me my 30 seconds of life back!

 

[jadinolf]

0/10

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
your right, that is the worst joke ever

 

[VTBigBear]

oh

 

[Corporate Thug]

it was kinda funny