WORSE MORNING EVER!

[Looney]

LOL you're insane.

 

[EngenZerO]

LOL, oh well... what doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

 

[BullyCanadian]

Originally posted by: virtueixi
lol time to buy a cork for your ass.

i don't think that would be wise, cause if he had a cork for his ass, the pressure would build up and he would be shooting innocent bystanders...

 

[AmigaMan]

SO I guess you're not The Man With The Master Plan eh?

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: SuperPickle
You farted on the bus, your fly was down and that made it the worst morning ever? I want your life.

me too. you're lucky man.:Q

 

[ThePresence]

I was on that bus. This is not funny. :|

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: SuperPickle
You farted on the bus, your fly was down and that made it the worst morning ever? I want your life.

me too. you're lucky man.:Q

Oh my GOD, That's your worst day? hahahahahahahhaahha

Mine was when the doctor told I would NEVER walk again.

Or when the doctor told me I had Cancer.
Or when the doctor told me I would NEVER PISS again.

 

That's not bad at all.

 

[rh71]

lol I accidentally ripped one in a tent during camping with friends while half asleep... if it were all guys I wouldn't care... but it wasn't... and everyone else was awake. :embarrassssssment;

 

[isekii]

dude, I rip ass all the time and I usually just laugh it off

 

[CraigRT]

lol... i could use one of these daily

 

[her209]

Change your diet.

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
So i was waiting at one of the UCSD shuttle bus stops to get to class, which I was already later for. After I get in, it wasn't long until the shuttle bus is packed. I didn't get a good night's rest so, I decided to have a 10 min powernap inside the bus.

meanwhile, I had a small mini-dream where I was with a couple friends, and among friends, it's totally fine to rip a nice smelly one, and do it loudly.

well, i wasn't realizing i was dreaming, as my mind was in lala land w/ imaginary friends, so umm..

ya I let it rip. It had a nice ring to it.

PHOK!

the smell was terrible, and I tried desperately to inhale it all before anyone else smells it, but my efforts were futile. sigh, this sucks. It happened early in the bus ride too, so I had quick stares and glares, and laughter in the bus. I just pretended to sleep and kept my eyes closed for the rest of the ride.


goddamn it..


that's not all, as soon as i got off, and ran to class (trying to run away from the people in the bus). I got there a bit late, but I was fine.
But then, I find out that my fly has been open the whole time..goddamnphokking...I felt like punching the person next to me really hard. But, I didn't. I zipped it up, and that was that.



I'm currently @ work, so hopefully the day will get better.


this is worse than my other story where two hot girls laughed at me when I accidently let one out in the bookstore. I was repositioning myself while reading a magazine to get myself a better view of the lovely ladies, except in the process, .... "brrrrrrooopppppppppppppptttt!!!" PHOK! they ran away laughing.

Well if it makes you feel better you made my day look golden in comparison! THANKS!