WORSE MORNING EVER!

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Lifer
Oct 7, 2001
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So i was waiting at one of the UCSD shuttle bus stops to get to class, which I was already later for. After I get in, it wasn't long until the shuttle bus is packed. I didn't get a good night's rest so, I decided to have a 10 min powernap inside the bus.

meanwhile, I had a small mini-dream where I was with a couple friends, and among friends, it's totally fine to rip a nice smelly one, and do it loudly.

well, i wasn't realizing i was dreaming, as my mind was in lala land w/ imaginary friends, so umm..

ya I let it rip. It had a nice ring to it.

PHOK!

the smell was terrible, and I tried desperately to inhale it all before anyone else smells it, but my efforts were futile. sigh, this sucks. It happened early in the bus ride too, so I had quick stares and glares, and laughter in the bus. I just pretended to sleep and kept my eyes closed for the rest of the ride.


goddamn it..


that's not all, as soon as i got off, and ran to class (trying to run away from the people in the bus). I got there a bit late, but I was fine.
But then, I find out that my fly has been open the whole time..goddamnphokking...I felt like punching the person next to me really hard. But, I didn't. I zipped it up, and that was that.



I'm currently @ work, so hopefully the day will get better.


this is worse than my other story where two hot girls laughed at me when I accidently let one out in the bookstore. I was repositioning myself while reading a magazine to get myself a better view of the lovely ladies, except in the process, .... "brrrrrrooopppppppppppppptttt!!!" PHOK! they ran away laughing.


 
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TechnoKid

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have a :beer:

but what the heck are you eating that you cannot possibly control your flautuence?
 
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SuperPickle

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You farted on the bus, your fly was down and that made it the worst morning ever? I want your life.
 
DanTMWTMP

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
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Originally posted by: TechnoKid
have a :beer:

but what the heck are you eating that you cannot possibly control your flautuence?
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i remember i forced it out on purpose since I was dreaming, not realizing I was in the bus. I was pretty tired this morning.
 
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DanTMWTMP

Lifer
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Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
That's your worst morning? Lucky. Do you know how many Ethiopian children died this morning?
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so a figure of speech offends you? I can't use that phrase as an expression? fine, howabout "most embarrasing morning?" :roll:
 
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Stark

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i can't wait for the parody thread from the guy sitting next to you on the bus... :p
 
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Kyteland

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I thought your worst morning ever was when your dad peed on you in the shower.

:confused:
 
DanTMWTMP

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Warcrow's post was better. 0/10 because you know you're just a copycat farter.
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I already had a fart story before him :)

and it's not like I forced myself to fart at the expense of my ego just to tell a story on ATOT. Just that I'd like to share, hoping that somewhere, people at work had decent days so far. :)

have a nice day everyone!


oh, and ya dad peeing on me was pretty bad, but it didn't hurt my "ego." this made my face turn redder than the ripest of apples. I will take reveng upon my dad soon enough. just have to figure out a way to avoid retaliation
 
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