Work place restroom

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Lithium381

Originally posted by: kalrith
If you think those are men's restroom violations, then listen to this. We have two ladies in our restroom who absolutely will not use the women's restroom. The women's restroom has multiple stalls, whereas the men's restroom is a single-person restroom. I assume they like the privacy in single-person restroom more, but it's the MEN'S restroom, so women do not belong. There's nothing like having to hold it an extra 10 minutes because some woman douchebag decides to take a crap in the men's restroom when there's no one in the women's restroom. It's not like I can stroll into the women's restroom since it's got multiple stalls and no lock on the door.

um, your boss could probably do something about that if you complained. sexual harassment or something, "....makes me feel uncomfortable at work"

Or just take a crap in the women's restroom anyways.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Lithium381

Originally posted by: kalrith
If you think those are men's restroom violations, then listen to this. We have two ladies in our restroom who absolutely will not use the women's restroom. The women's restroom has multiple stalls, whereas the men's restroom is a single-person restroom. I assume they like the privacy in single-person restroom more, but it's the MEN'S restroom, so women do not belong. There's nothing like having to hold it an extra 10 minutes because some woman douchebag decides to take a crap in the men's restroom when there's no one in the women's restroom. It's not like I can stroll into the women's restroom since it's got multiple stalls and no lock on the door.

um, your boss could probably do something about that if you complained. sexual harassment or something, "....makes me feel uncomfortable at work"

I dont think that will work. Unisex bathrooms are all the rage anyway.

I really dont want to ever be sitting in a stall listening to the hot secretary pinching one out though.

 

[OCGuy]

One time in the Lifer Bathroom I saw Phokus and Sandorski in the same stall. I'm not going to say anything else, but you get the idea.

 

[Chaotic42]

Ah, the workplace restroom: Where today's coffee meets yesterday's cheeseburger.

 

[ConwayJim]

Originally posted by: Platypus
why the fuck do you care? get your business done and get the fuck out. stop worrying about what other people are doing.

looks like we found the dude in the stall next to you 🙂

 

[Kanalua]

You forgot man law #156,234,947,134: Do not use the crapper closest to the urinal, unless that is the only crapper available. (Unless you like wading in urine and having someone piss on your feet)

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Lithium381

Originally posted by: kalrith
If you think those are men's restroom violations, then listen to this. We have two ladies in our restroom who absolutely will not use the women's restroom. The women's restroom has multiple stalls, whereas the men's restroom is a single-person restroom. I assume they like the privacy in single-person restroom more, but it's the MEN'S restroom, so women do not belong. There's nothing like having to hold it an extra 10 minutes because some woman douchebag decides to take a crap in the men's restroom when there's no one in the women's restroom. It's not like I can stroll into the women's restroom since it's got multiple stalls and no lock on the door.

um, your boss could probably do something about that if you complained. sexual harassment or something, "....makes me feel uncomfortable at work"

Punch those bitches. Or, mosey into the womens' restroom and say that you thought it was acceptable behavior because _____, _____, and _____ do it all the time.

 

[GasX]

man law is for urinals not shitters

 

[Amused]

You think about shit too much. This crap is obviously making a mess of your life.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I keep another pair of dress shoes in my cube, where no one can see them. They're my po0p shoes. When I have to go #2, I change into those shoes. That way, when I'm in the stall, no one knows it's me.

ROFL

Best thing I've read in months. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[JulesMaximus]

When it comes to multiple urinals I use the one with the least amount of piss on the floor around it. Fuck the man laws...men are disgusting slobs and I refuse to stand in someone else's piss just to make you feel more comfortable.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I go by these main rules:

1: Always use the urinal that's furthest from the door, OR furthest from the stalls.

2: NEVER use an urinal that is beside one that applies to #1 or in a pattern that matches to #1. Ex: Configuration WUUUS (W for wall, U for urinal and S for stall) only the first and last urinal are valid. In Configuration WUUUUUS then the first, middle and third are valid. In both configuration the first should be used first if empty if not empty the last. This applies to stalls too.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: mesthead21
Were they tapping their foot?

Better that they tap their foot, as the alternative is tapping his ass.

:shocked:

 

[Modular]

Have you ever noticed that handicapped stalls have toilets in them with physically smaller flush openings though? Look next time you get a chance. I never understood it; do handicapped people take smaller shits?

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
When I need to do #2, there is a nice private stall I use on the 2nd floor by our server room. Really only the IT people use it (although anybody has access), but only ever see one other person in there. Oh, and it's an oversized stall (like 2-3 normal stalls) and not a handicapped one. It also is set back with actual stone/tile walls on 3 sides so it's pretty secluded.

this is the best place in the office if you have one of these... I frequently went to another floor for this.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Platypus
why the fuck do you care? get your business done and get the fuck out. stop worrying about what other people are doing.

i bet u love to cross streams and such.

most dudes obey the man law.

 

[StinkyPinky]

I perch like a fucking condor and make screeching noises and just unload.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Another thing about work place bathrooms, what's up with people who talk to customers on their cell from inside the stall? I take joy in making very loud noises and flush the toilet as much as I can, when people do that. I mean seriously, let go that cell for 10 minutes at least. I don't even bring my cell at the washroom, or if I go downstairs for food. It's nice to have minutes during the day where nobody can reach you.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: meltdown75
if i walk into the work bathroom (2 stalls, 1 ur) and see feet, i just walk out. unless i just have to piss. i know people that won't even crap in public bathrooms. so i consider myself middle of the road. if someone comes and sits in the other stall while i'm crapping, oh well no big deal. but i don't go sit down when i see feet. i just come back in 15 or 20 when the coast is clear.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

lots.