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Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
I thought you were going to say you have a extra pair of shoes in case someone takes offense to your toe tapping.
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I thought he was going to say he had an extra pair of shoes because he's a messy pooper.
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I keep another pair of dress shoes in my cube, where no one can see them. They're my po0p shoes. When I have to go #2, I change into those shoes. That way, when I'm in the stall, no one knows it's me.
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I keep another pair of dress shoes in my cube, where no one can see them. They're my po0p shoes. When I have to go #2, I change into those shoes. That way, when I'm in the stall, no one knows it's me.
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lol
 
Originally posted by: Peelback79
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: Safeway
I go to the handicapped stall. So roomy.
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And handles to hang on to!
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That and the seat itself is usually 6 inches higher than usual. If I lean back, I can swing my feet! Weeeeee, I'm pooping!!!!!!!
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Gives peelback an M&M and a pat on the head.

Good boy!
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I keep another pair of dress shoes in my cube, where no one can see them. They're my po0p shoes. When I have to go #2, I change into those shoes. That way, when I'm in the stall, no one knows it's me.
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ahahahahah
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I keep another pair of dress shoes in my cube, where no one can see them. They're my po0p shoes. When I have to go #2, I change into those shoes. That way, when I'm in the stall, no one knows it's me.
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That's awesome.
 
if i walk into the work bathroom (2 stalls, 1 ur) and see feet, i just walk out. unless i just have to piss. i know people that won't even crap in public bathrooms. so i consider myself middle of the road. if someone comes and sits in the other stall while i'm crapping, oh well no big deal. but i don't go sit down when i see feet. i just come back in 15 or 20 when the coast is clear.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
if i walk into the work bathroom (2 stalls, 1 ur) and see feet, i just walk out. unless i just have to piss. i know people that won't even crap in public bathrooms. so i consider myself middle of the road. if someone comes and sits in the other stall while i'm crapping, oh well no big deal. but i don't go sit down when i see feet. i just come back in 15 or 20 when the coast is clear.
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Screw that. When I see feet in the stall it's like an invitation to a tournament and he's already got the lead so I must make as much noise as possible to win the match. What good is winning the match when there is no opponent or somebody to witness my glory?
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
if i walk into the work bathroom (2 stalls, 1 ur) and see feet, i just walk out. unless i just have to piss. i know people that won't even crap in public bathrooms. so i consider myself middle of the road. if someone comes and sits in the other stall while i'm crapping, oh well no big deal. but i don't go sit down when i see feet. i just come back in 15 or 20 when the coast is clear.
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What if you have a turtle sniffin' cotton?
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
if i walk into the work bathroom (2 stalls, 1 ur) and see feet, i just walk out. unless i just have to piss. i know people that won't even crap in public bathrooms. so i consider myself middle of the road. if someone comes and sits in the other stall while i'm crapping, oh well no big deal. but i don't go sit down when i see feet. i just come back in 15 or 20 when the coast is clear.
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What the fuck is wrong with people? I took a random piss test with the Army once and really had to crap that day. So the guy, who has to actually watch you pee into the tube, had to watch me shit and piss 🙂 It was a watery mess and stank like hell, fucking hilarious. But he got my urine sample!
 
Originally posted by: OCguy
Sometimes after a night of beer and tequila it sounds like im just pissing.
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Would be worse if you were a woman. "Am I pissing? Am I shitting? I dunno, I'll just wipe everything when I'm done."
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: OCguy
Sometimes after a night of beer and tequila it sounds like im just pissing.
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Would be worse if you were a woman. "Am I pissing? Am I shitting? I dunno, I'll just wipe everything when I'm done."
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Don't cross the streams!!!
 
Originally posted by: FuryofFive
stall's are enclosed..therefore does law apply to them? i thought it was only for the urinals
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well, it doesnt apply *as much*.

it's still somewhat bad form, tho.
 
Originally posted by: ChanHo78
I enjoy dropping a deuce in the urinal! You should see peoples faces when they walk in to pee!
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Poop in the urinal, and then stand close enough to see how the person reacts?

Yea, no one thinks it was you.
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: meltdown75
if i walk into the work bathroom (2 stalls, 1 ur) and see feet, i just walk out. unless i just have to piss. i know people that won't even crap in public bathrooms. so i consider myself middle of the road. if someone comes and sits in the other stall while i'm crapping, oh well no big deal. but i don't go sit down when i see feet. i just come back in 15 or 20 when the coast is clear.
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What the fuck is wrong with people? I took a random piss test with the Army once and really had to crap that day. So the guy, who has to actually watch you pee into the tube, had to watch me shit and piss 🙂 It was a watery mess and stank like hell, fucking hilarious. But he got my urine sample!
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I'm the same way. If a stall is taken, I come back later. Mainly because the handicap stall is normally the taken stall -- and the Wall Street Journal is in that stall.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: meltdown75
if i walk into the work bathroom (2 stalls, 1 ur) and see feet, i just walk out. unless i just have to piss. i know people that won't even crap in public bathrooms. so i consider myself middle of the road. if someone comes and sits in the other stall while i'm crapping, oh well no big deal. but i don't go sit down when i see feet. i just come back in 15 or 20 when the coast is clear.
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Screw that. When I see feet in the stall it's like an invitation to a tournament and he's already got the lead so I must make as much noise and smell as possible to win the match. What good is winning the match when there is no opponent or somebody to witness my glory?
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Fixed.

Besides, when you have to go, you go. I don't give a fuck if the other stall is occupied or not.

 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: meltdown75
if i walk into the work bathroom (2 stalls, 1 ur) and see feet, i just walk out. unless i just have to piss. i know people that won't even crap in public bathrooms. so i consider myself middle of the road. if someone comes and sits in the other stall while i'm crapping, oh well no big deal. but i don't go sit down when i see feet. i just come back in 15 or 20 when the coast is clear.
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What the fuck is wrong with people? I took a random piss test with the Army once and really had to crap that day. So the guy, who has to actually watch you pee into the tube, had to watch me shit and piss 🙂 It was a watery mess and stank like hell, fucking hilarious. But he got my urine sample!
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"Got you a stool sample just in case"
 
Originally posted by: Platypus
why the fuck do you care? get your business done and get the fuck out. stop worrying about what other people are doing.
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You just made it sound like you do this for some sort of gratification and you're scared people are gonna find out.
 
My reputation is such that if I'm spotted headed towards a restroom with some reading material, the whole floor will be evacuated. Everybody knows to check under the stalls for my boots, then run.

It's nice to be King. They don't call me 'mean dump' for nothing.
 
Originally posted by: child of wonder
Where I work the men's restroom has only one urinal and three toilets. When nature calls line 2 I obey man law by sitting in the furthest stall from the door. However, on many occassions, someone will come in and use the stall directly adjacent to mine when it is quite easy to see that the third stall's door is closed and, most likely, the stall is in use.

No one is using the urinal so they are clearly violating man law by sitting in the stall directly adjacent to me.

So far I have not seen any hand waving or odd feet movement, thankfully.

Is this common at other places of employment?
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posting about restrooms unless it's doing some coed in one is a violation of man law.

Child of Wonder is appropriate in this case.
 
If you think those are men's restroom violations, then listen to this. We have two ladies in our restroom who absolutely will not use the women's restroom. The women's restroom has multiple stalls, whereas the men's restroom is a single-person restroom. I assume they like the privacy in single-person restroom more, but it's the MEN'S restroom, so women do not belong. There's nothing like having to hold it an extra 10 minutes because some woman douchebag decides to take a crap in the men's restroom when there's no one in the women's restroom. It's not like I can stroll into the women's restroom since it's got multiple stalls and no lock on the door.
 
Originally posted by: kalrith
If you think those are men's restroom violations, then listen to this. We have two ladies in our restroom who absolutely will not use the women's restroom. The women's restroom has multiple stalls, whereas the men's restroom is a single-person restroom. I assume they like the privacy in single-person restroom more, but it's the MEN'S restroom, so women do not belong. There's nothing like having to hold it an extra 10 minutes because some woman douchebag decides to take a crap in the men's restroom when there's no one in the women's restroom. It's not like I can stroll into the women's restroom since it's got multiple stalls and no lock on the door.
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um, your boss could probably do something about that if you complained. sexual harassment or something, "....makes me feel uncomfortable at work"
 
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