Women's logic.

notfred

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AIM conversation between my fiancee and I.

her (3:32:11 PM): hello
me (3:32:13 PM): hi.
her (3:32:28 PM): the sink is clogged again
me (3:32:49 PM): Did you put those potoato skins down it?
her (3:33:12 PM): yes
her (3:33:16 PM): they were in the sink
me (3:33:40 PM): Yeah, didn't we agree not to put any vegetable skins down the garbage disposal?
her (3:34:13 PM): well, then you shouldn't put them in the sink. you should have thrown them away
me (3:34:53 PM): You could have just as easily picked them up out of the sink and thrown them away. Don't blame me because you put them down the garbage disposal.
her (3:35:34 PM): yes i will blame you
her (3:35:36 PM): so there
her (3:35:43 PM): now you have to fix it
her (3:36:00 PM): i wasn't going to stick my hand down the garbage disposal to pull them out because you threw them all in the sink
me (3:37:07 PM): So you threw away all the ones that were still in the sink, and just not the ones that had gone down the disposal already?
her (3:37:45 PM): whatever, just fix it when you get home okay?
me (3:41:40 PM): You fix the damn thing if you're going to act like this about it. It worked this morning when I left, it doesn't work now, I'm not the one who clogged it.
her (3:42:22 PM): i can't fix it, you know that
her (3:42:37 PM): don't be mean to me! i didn't mean to clog it
me (3:43:39 PM): I'm not upset because you clogged it, I'm upset because it took you about 12 seconds to blame me for it, and start telling me how it's MY fault.
her (3:43:57 PM): :( don't be mad at me!
her (3:44:16 PM): :(
me (3:44:56 PM): Don't blame me for things I didn't do and I wont get upset about it.
me (3:49:02 PM): It'd just be nice if when you asked me for help it was with an attitude like "I broke the sink, do you think you could help please?" rather than "You broke the sink, so you'd better fix it".
 

ElFenix

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why did you throw your potato skins in the sink if they go in the trash? and how long were they sitting there? sounds gross.
 

TheNinja

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Dang, why don't didn't you install a better disposal? It's your fault it's clogged. Now get home and fix the sink that you clogged!!!
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: notfred
AIM conversation between my fiancee and I.

her (3:32:11 PM): hello
me (3:32:13 PM): hi.
her (3:32:28 PM): the sink is clogged again
me (3:32:49 PM): Did you put those potoato skins down it?
her (3:33:12 PM): yes
her (3:33:16 PM): they were in the sink
me (3:33:40 PM): Yeah, didn't we agree not to put any vegetable skins down the garbage disposal?
her (3:34:13 PM): well, then you shouldn't put them in the sink. you should have thrown them away
me (3:34:53 PM): You could have just as easily picked them up out of the sink and thrown them away. Don't blame me because you put them down the garbage disposal.
her (3:35:34 PM): yes i will blame you
her (3:35:36 PM): so there
her (3:35:43 PM): now you have to fix it
her (3:36:00 PM): i wasn't going to stick my hand down the garbage disposal to pull them out because you threw them all in the sink
me (3:37:07 PM): So you threw away all the ones that were still in the sink, and just not the ones that had gone down the disposal already?
her (3:37:45 PM): whatever, just fix it when you get home okay?
me (3:41:40 PM): You fix the damn thing if you're going to act like this about it. It worked this morning when I left, it doesn't work now, I'm not the one who clogged it.
her (3:42:22 PM): i can't fix it, you know that
her (3:42:37 PM): don't be mean to me! i didn't mean to clog it
me (3:43:39 PM): I'm not upset because you clogged it, I'm upset because it took you about 12 seconds to blame me for it, and start telling me how it's MY fault.
her (3:43:57 PM): :( don't be mad at me!
her (3:44:16 PM): :(
me (3:44:56 PM): Don't blame me for things I didn't do and I wont get upset about it.
me (3:49:02 PM): It'd just be nice if when you asked me for help it was with an attitude like "I broke the sink, do you think you could help please?" rather than "You broke the sink, so you'd better fix it".

:confused:
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
why did you throw your potato skins in the sink if they go in the trash? and how long were they sitting there? sounds gross.

It's the most convenient place to peel potatoes. They've been there since yesterday.
 
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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
why did you throw your potato skins in the sink if they go in the trash?

Usually people prepare the potatoes over the sink right? So they were just left there.
 

Pliablemoose

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Print this out and post it in a convenient place.

You will need it!

Heh, you could change the title to read "frequency of sex" & it'd be fairly accurate too;)
 

RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
why did you throw your potato skins in the sink if they go in the trash?

Usually people prepare the potatoes over the sink right? So they were just left there.

So when you prepare a meal, do you leave the wrappers of the food you prepare on the counter and not throw it in the trash? It's called laziness.
 

EagleKeeper

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Your mistake initially was NOT cleaning up after yourself.
 
Aug 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
why did you throw your potato skins in the sink if they go in the trash?

Usually people prepare the potatoes over the sink right? So they were just left there.

So when you prepare a meal, do you leave the wrappers of the food you prepare on the counter and not throw it in the trash? It's called laziness.

It happens. Pushing the skins the garbage disposal is dumb.