Women...Please explain them before I KILL again...

[ChangLi]

Title says 'nuff, please explain 'em?

 

[kami]

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anyone!

Sorry bud, you'll never get an answer.

 

[pyonir]

explain them? this could be the thread that hits 5000 posts....and that would only be the start.....

 

[Martin]

what are these "women" you speak off?

 

[bozo1]

I swear I thought the above post said fingered.

 

[pillage2001]

<< Title says 'nuff, please explain 'em? >>



what do you want to know??

 

[RalphWiggum]

I think a wise man once said it best, and I paraphrase.

A woman is like a refrigerator. They're about 6' tall, 300 lbs... No wait a woman is more like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get ONE! But you can't stop at just one... "

 

[ChangLi]

"what do you want to know?? "

Everything...anything.

What makes them think,
Why they do as they do,
Why men can't kill them,

you know ... the basics.

 

[pillage2001]

<< "what do you want to know?? "

Everything...anything.

What makes them think, <------- God knows what, this has been a myth since they were brought to earth
Why they do as they do, <----- It's called instincts, girl instincts.
Why men can't kill them, <------Kill them?? As in, on the bed?? you can't, they'll prolly kill you first.

you know ... the basics. >>

 

[pyonir]

<norm> Women. You can't live with'em, pass the beernuts. </norm>

 

[ChangLi]

pillage, you seem to be very wise...or a really good bullsh!tter, please enlighten me more.

 

[pyonir]

<< pillage, you seem to be very wise...or a really good bullsh!tter, please enlighten me more. >>


i'm going with the latter.

 

[pillage2001]

Wise?? no, bu||sh|tter?? I don't think so too.

Really, there's noway a guy can understand a girl. That's a fact. You can understand one and that doesn't mean you understand them all.

 

[amdskip]

sometimes I wish I had one, other times I don't

 

[ChangLi]

amdskip.

I'm about in the mood to be real giving, just be sure that what you wish for is really what you want...

 

[ChangLi]

Really peeps, they wanna be your buddy and your pal....then the "woman" thing kicks in.

If she was my buddy/pal and pulled this sh!it, I'd knock her on her keester....but guess what a)I don't hit females and b) she would forget all that buddy buddy sh!t in an instant and call the cops....AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

 

[pillage2001]

<< Really peeps, they wanna be your buddy and your pal....then the "woman" thing kicks in.

If she was my buddy/pal and pulled this sh!it, I'd knock her on her keester....but guess what a)I don't hit females and b) she would forget all that buddy buddy sh!t in an instant and call the cops....AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. >>



So, what happened? You wanna tell us??

 

[ChangLi]

"So, what happened? You wanna tell us?? "

Yeah right pill...

 

[pillage2001]

<< "So, what happened? You wanna tell us?? "

Yeah right pill... >>



I guess not.

All in all. Women, you cannot live with or without them.

Night

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

yeah, there must be a story behind your frustration towards women. We've got all night, a sofa, popcorn, and a few six-paks, c'mon lets hear it fella

they scarred you for life or something??

 

[Grommet5]

women are evil. they are sexy creatures created by God to torment and tease us guys.

 

[ChangLi]

No way pee... I'm the good guy here and I'd like to keep it as such. All I want is one simple explanation for the wya women think.

 

[pillage2001]

<< No way pee... I'm the good guy here and I'd like to keep it as such. All I want is one simple explanation for the wya women think. >>



Not all women think the same. Some will always think that they're right and you're wrong. Some will cave in. So, go figure.....

 

[Keego]

here's my take on it....
Take a guy, remove physical stuff (unless you're into transvestites :Q)
Add manipulation skills
Add the ability to lie at any instant of any day
Add the ability to show fake compassion
Add the abbility to say one thing, mean another, and assume yet another, and then go do something totally random.
Add the "innocent" factor (see manipulation)

that's all I can think of so far... any more?

 

[ChangLi]

Pillage, I respect your input, but all you have done is re-phraze the query.