Women...Please explain them before I KILL again...

[yoda291]

Women are like people, only they're more girly. hehe.

It is my experience that women who share similar interests and characteristics tend to flock together. Also, this whole friend thing prolly stems from the fact that one party is attracted to another. Not because one party is a different sex...that just amplifies it. Imagine it this way tho. How awkward would you be if you found out you were attracted to one of your guy friends? How awkward do you think she'd feel if she was attracted to one of her girlfriends. The whole homosexual thing aside, it'd prolly be the same level of anxiety. I often like to compare the whole relationship starting thing as a battle between two sniping awp snipers in counterstrike. They're usually both ill equipped to go after each other and end up killing time waiting on the other one to come around so they can bag em.

 

[ChangLi]

kyguy, I'm thinking you may have stumbled on to something here...

 

[ChangLi]

Yoda,

Any chance you'd repeat that in english?

 

[yoda291]

They're really not all that different from guys...it just looks that way from this end.

 

[Phunktion]

<< Women are like people, only they're more girly. hehe.

It is my experience that women who share similar interests and characteristics tend to flock together. Also, this whole friend thing prolly stems from the fact that one party is attracted to another. Not because one party is a different sex...that just amplifies it. Imagine it this way tho. How awkward would you be if you found out you were attracted to one of your guy friends? How awkward do you think she'd feel if she was attracted to one of her girlfriends. The whole homosexual thing aside, it'd prolly be the same level of anxiety. I often like to compare the whole relationship starting thing as a battle between two sniping awp snipers in counterstrike. They're usually both ill equipped to go after each other and end up killing time waiting on the other one to come around so they can bag em. >>


Excellent use of CS to parallel real world stuff Yoda!!

 

[b0mbrman]

<< explain them? this could be the thread that hits 5000 posts....and that would only be the start..... >>


Yep. They'll never be explained

 

[Keego]

ChangLi, I stumble on a lot of things

 

[gotsmack]

Smell nice, soft

 

[SyahM]

women are like Alien but with humanoid body. We study them, we love them, we are crazy about them, we worship them ... we seem to know them very well yet there are tons of mystery about them that endanger us all. But, most of us cant live without them ... they are more addictive than crack.

 

[NogginBoink]

You don't want to understand women.

Women understand women, and they don't like each other.

'Nuff said.

 

[TuffGirl]

Ok I don't usually like gender jokes, but these ones all have a grain of truth to them. Hope this helps in your understanding!

• SHOPPING MATH
  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
  
  GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man
  
  HAPPINESS
  To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  
  LONGEVITY
  Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  
  PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
  
  DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
  A woman has the last word in any argument.
  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

~EDIT~

A useful quote from the real Yoda:

<< Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to S-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G. >>

Killing is bad....

 

[Electric Amish]

<rube baker>Women. Ya' can't live with them and they can't pee standing up.</rube baker>




If you're lucky you can find one like my wife, who's logic and reason lean more to the masculine side of the scale. She also likes and understands most sports . She still has her "feminine moments", though.


amish

 

[azazyel]

Frist don't try to understand "women" just try to understand one women at a time.

 

[jjones]

women are evil.

 

[kassy]

You don't need to have women explained, just read every 'women oriented' thread posted on this board for the past year or two and you will know that women are EVIL and impossible to understand.
Just to summarize:
- they are whores
- the ones that wear tight clothes deserve to be raped
- the ones that get pregnant are whores and tricked the poor men into having to pay for either
a) an abortion ( baby killing bitch who deserves whatever she gets for being such a slut )
b) child support ( as well as being a burden on society and a whore/slut)
- Emotional brainless worthless POS that can't drive
- attention grabbing, money hungry sluts
- psycho bitches that are responsible for every ill known to mankind
- they like to sit on their arses, watch Oprah and get fat. (These poor Brad Pitt look-alikes are then forced to get their rocks off with younger less saggy sluts who lead these poor married men astray)

I could go on, but two years of 'woman' education is hard to pack into one post.

In fact we are so evil I am surprised that you can tolerate us or that we can stand ourselves.

 

[RSMemphis]

The most important thing I ever learned about women was that they are not so different from men than both genders believe.
Very similar motivation, very subtle differences.

But realizing that takes some of the magic away.

 

[docmanhattan]

That information is classified.

We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill ya.

 

[KokomoGST]

Badbad... you're not supposed to ask that. If a woman replied trying to explain herself, you might wanna go on a killing spree!
Just stick to bugs and I think you'll be safe from the law.

 

Learn to fake ignorance, it's your only hope.

 

[BD2003]

I understand women just fine. Too bad you guys dont.

 

[docmanhattan]

<< Learn to fake ignorance, it's your only hope. >>

I heard that if you lay down and play dead, they'll leave you alone. Or was that with bears...

 

[joohang]

LOL @ kassy and klee58