Woman Who Gets Waferless KitKat Demands Lifetime Supply

[kranky]

I like that idea, but it could be improved with some tweaks. Make the free Kit-Kat room accessible only by submitting to a body cavity search, climbing to the top of a 100 foot ladder and then swinging on a vine over a moat filled with alligators.

Now that's just mean. Where's the "customer-centric" in that?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Now that's just mean. Where's the "customer-centric" in that?

You invite the paying customers to watch. Serve drinks and Kit-Kats to the gallery, everybody wins.