Woman has life altering experience after eating Mcdonald's hamburger

[PanzerIV]

I bet she also plans "slip and slides" in grocery stores for fun...:roll:

 

[JDub02]

strange. how big of a "rock" can you fit in a mcD's burger? they're quite thin.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: JDub02
strange. how big of a "rock" can you fit in a mcD's burger? they're quite thin.

Hell, look at all the other symptoms she claims. The rock is the least of her problems. 😀

 

[MustISO]

Must have been Kryptonite.

 

[Armitage]

MELBOURNE, Australia, Sep. 26 (UPI)

Wow, has the US begun exporting lawyers? I thought this was a largely US phenomenon.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Armitage

MELBOURNE, Australia, Sep. 26 (UPI)

Wow, has the US begun exporting lawyers? I thought this was a largely US phenomenon.

Say it ain't so!

[Edit]

As a result of the bad burger, Hennessey says she's suffered a loss of libido, as well as depression, nightmares, anxiety, nausea, palpitations, diarrhea, shortness of breath and toothache.

Hahahahahaha 😀

[Edit 2] As in, she's making it up. Phew.

 

[zugzoog]

Originally posted by: Armitage

MELBOURNE, Australia, Sep. 26 (UPI)

Wow, has the US begun exporting lawyers? I thought this was a largely US phenomenon.

Don't believe it. Australia is quite a litigous place, IIRC we are second on the list of litigous countries (only behind the US).

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Armitage

MELBOURNE, Australia, Sep. 26 (UPI)

Wow, has the US begun exporting lawyers? I thought this was a largely US phenomenon.

Well that is where you send criminals.

 

[DAGTA]

Much have been pure uranium or a fragment of a used nuclear cooling rod. 😉

 

[Chompman]

Bleh, she just uses that excuse so she can say that to her husband 😛

 

[ShotgunSteven]

I remember watching a special about these types of people. They had highlights from security cameras that showed people deliberately dumping liquids in grocery store aisles and then going back to "slip" on them later.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
I remember watching a special about these types of people. They had highlights from security cameras that showed people deliberately dumping liquids in grocery store aisles and then going back to "slip" on them later.

Heartbreakers has a few of these scams in the movie.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

With all those symptoms, I wanna know what that "rock" was made out of! 😀

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Frigid biatch.

Could she firstly prove that she HAD libido in the first place? 😛

 

[toant103]

back in 2000?

 

[The Green Bean]

:thumbsup:

 

[Bigblades]

THats what you get for eating at Mcdonalds. The rock was probably the best thing for her in that burger. She should get a big FU from an Australian jury. I don't think they will tolerate this nonsense.

 

[ScoobMaster]

The lawyers that take these gold-digger cases and attempt to get a multi-million dollar judgement on behalf of their client's so-called "pain and suffering" need to spend a few weeks in a prison to have some large convicts teach them the true meaning of the words "pain and suffering"! 🙂

 

[psiu]

So, aren't all of her symptoms things that will probably naturally occur in the 4+ years since she supposedly found this rock?

 

[kyparrish]

Originally posted by: Chompman
Bleh, she just uses that excuse so she can say that to her husband 😛

hahahaha...

 

[badmouse]

I sense a McD's marketing opportunity here - EXTREME McDonalds! Try our new, exciting burger and see what wacky symptoms you get! So effective that we're being sued in Australia!!!

 

[MisterJackson]

I'm lovin i.....aaahhhhccckkkkk, phewey....A ROCK!

 

[FFactory0x]

" The Rock " was in her burger? She ate him. NO MORE ROCK MOVIES. REJOICE!

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: toant103
back in 2000?

thats what I thought when I read it too.

 

[Legendary]

This reminds me of the Matrix Reloaded.