Will you sell your penis for 10 million $$$$?

[Braznor]

So your sister tries to prove you have a perfect penis and uploads it's photo on the internet. Then some rich old dude gets obsessed over it and wants it as a stuffed trophy. So the old dude offers you ten million dollars for your penis and an all expense surgery to refit you with a plastic tube through which you will have to pee from for the rest of your life. Will take the offer?

 

[Engineer]

I guess this is 'hypothetical'? :hmm:

Pics of sister?

 

[Braznor]

Pics of sister?

I have no sister. You have to ask Mayne for that.

 

[her209]

Why does my sister have a picture of my penis?!?!?!

 

[Markbnj]

I'd be sorely tempted.

 

[Slacker]

If you did that you would be 100% nuts.

 

[SKORPI0]

Impossible, there is no such thing as a "perfect" penis.

 

[Markbnj]

If you did that you would be 100% nuts.

Yuk yuk.

 

[torlen11cc]

No, I will never sell my penis

 

[dank69]

What's the point of having ten million if I can't do two chicks at the same time?

 

[SagaLore]

At first thought I'm like, hell no.

And then I realize, that for a million dollars, I could become a woman, a perfect woman. And a lesbian. And still have 9 mil.

OK

 

[Rakehellion]

I'd rather sell my penis to ten million women for $1 each.

 

[alkemyst]

They can rebuild a penis today.

 

[Sonikku]

And then I realize, that for a million dollars, I could become a woman, a perfect woman. And a lesbian. And still have 9 mil.

OK

This.

 

[akugami]

Why are the three "yes" options in the poll and one "no" option?

 

[DigDog]

no penis = no need for money

sorry but its that simple.

 

[SSSnail]

No, but I'll rent the fuck out of it.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

I would offer him the opportunity to make an exact replica of my penis for the low, low price of $1,000,000.

 

[Red Squirrel]

10mil = set for life, I'd definitely consider it. We can rebuild it, we have the technology.

 

[alkemyst]

Why are the three "yes" options in the poll and one "no" option?

He thinks being a lesbian is a good solution.

I like being able to bust my nut and don't really need to be a carpet muncher 24/7

 

[ultimatebob]

Why not? I'm married with a kid, so I don't really have much of a use for it anymore anyway.

 

[crashtech]

If you did that you would be 100% nuts.

Win.

 

[her209]

Why not? I'm married with a kid, so I don't really have much of a use for it anymore anyway.

Ftfy

 

[TwiceOver]

Going off that thread where the guy lost his... No. I dont even thing $1T is enough.

 

[ultimatebob]

Ftfy

Hey now... you still need the penis to make the kid(s). After that, not so much.