Will you sell your penis for 10 million $$$$?

[JEDIYoda]

My penis just gets me in trouble these days. You can have it for $1M.

(Edit: And that's a bargain, at just $100,000 an inch.)

You can have mine for $1.4 million dollars....that comes out to $100,000 an inch!! --- flaccid that is.....

 

[mnewsham]

until the economy collapses and you're out on the street without a pan to piss in and a penis to play with

if the economy collapses that badly then i'd be fucked either way.

 

[SlowSpyder]

If you want my penis, you'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead, lubed hand.

 

[T9D]

It would largely be a useless hole since they use the tissue from your penis to make the new vagina sufficiently sensitive in an SRS. You can graft other tissue, but it wouldn't be nearly as sensitive.

You seem to have looked into this before :$

 

[PliotronX]

I thought you meant being a male escort which I'd do for a fraction of that price but peeing out of a tube and not being able to ruin my fiancee's ladyparts? Can't put a price on that.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

You seem to have looked into this before :$

Are you saying you haven't?

 

[Newell Steamer]

No fucking way.

 

[Fritzo]

I would, and then I would just buy a bunch of sports cars to make up for it.

 

[dank69]

I would, and then I would just buy a bunch of sports cars to make up for it.

What good is a sports car if you can't get a hand job in it?

 

[Fritzo]

What good is a sports car if you can't get a hand job in it?

The HJ doesn't matter. The perception you're getting HJ's does :sneaky:

 

[Muse]

It would depress me, so no.

 

[dank69]

The HJ doesn't matter. The perception you're getting HJ's does :sneaky:

Do you also support a colony of 100+ stray cats?

 

[LCB]

I'd love to have it chopped off by someone who could afford the price, including the balls. I'd charge quadruple for it to happen in quarter speed too.

 

[amdhunter]

I'd love to have it chopped off by someone who could afford the price, including the balls. I'd charge quadruple for it to happen in quarter speed too.

:wub:

 

[schmuckley]

Why does my sister have a picture of my penis?!?!?!

^this

 

[Sho'Nuff]

WTF is up with ATOT tonight? Got one of the oddest PM's today. And now this.

Might be time to take few days off.

 

[alkemyst]

Do you also support a colony of 100+ stray cats?

All my stories are real bro.

Have a seat and let the grown ups talk.

 

[Ruptga]

What a bizarre necro. Also, lol.

 

[ImpulsE69]

You guys know they have those clone a willies. Make one, put it in a jar. Collect cash, use it to hide.

 

[sandorski]

If you did that you would be 100% nuts.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I guess this is 'hypothetical'? :hmm:

Or OP has some really disturbing hobbies.

 

[disappoint]

No, but I'll rent the fuck out of it.

No but I'd shake the shit out of her!

 

[disappoint]

I'd love to have it chopped off by someone who could afford the price, including the balls. I'd charge quadruple for it to happen in quarter speed too.

LGBT LCB on my LCD screen. Where oh where has my life gone so very wrong to wind up here? :'(

 

[Puppies04]

So your sister tries to prove you have a perfect penis and uploads it's photo on the internet. Then some rich old dude gets obsessed over it and wants it as a stuffed trophy. So the old dude offers you ten million dollars for your penis and an all expense surgery to refit you with a plastic tube through which you will have to pee from for the rest of your life. Will take the offer?

Does your sister often look closely at your penis?

 

[KeithTalent]

Why do you care about my organs so much? http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2395225

KT