Will you sell your penis for 10 million $$$$?

[JulesMaximus]

Nobody wants it now... what makes you think anyone would offer me $10 million for it?

 

[Mayne]

sold mine. Even though its slightly used has lots of potential for a full body resto.

 

[ahenkel]

I'm a bit attached to mine.

 

[Attic]

Busting nuts out of OG penis >>> $10 Million

 

[Captante]

Not for sale.

 

[alzan]

My penis is worth more to me than mere money.

Besides I use it regularly for marriage maintenance.

 

[Matthiasa]

Pretty sure you could sell it then regrow it with stem cells and still have money left over

 

[Carson Dyle]

My penis just gets me in trouble these days. You can have it for $1M.

(Edit: And that's a bargain, at just $100,000 an inch.)

 

[yhelothar]

If you did that you would be 100% nuts.

:biggrin:

 

[deanx0r]

You had me fooled. I thought this was a Maybe thread.

 

[SirStev0]

"Peeing through a plastic tube for life" is a very cheap fix. If the guy wanted to throw around his money he'd offer some kind of penile reconstruction where a new john thomas is more or less crafted. Also, if you are just taking the external genitalia, you don't need a "tube" to pee. you could either urinate through a penile stump, or if they are really taking the whole thing, a perineal urethotomy can be done and you can pee through your taint the rest of your life.
The control muscles are basically right at the bladder neck and a young healthy person with no sphincter injury could still maintain regular bladder control even with a penectomy.


Also no.

 

[T9D]

If I can have a vagina

 

[Newbian]

Well it is a bit crooked.

 

[Thebobo]

Obligatory Detachable Penis Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

 

[amdhunter]

Srs question. Could you still orgasm without one?
Then probably.

 

[TechBoyJK]

10mil = set for life, I'd definitely consider it. We can rebuild it, we have the technology.

I'm sorry, but that's just not a mind blowing amount of money.

A few billion? Maybe. Possibly. After consulting with the best dick surgeons around and reviewing a few dozen successful cases. And they'd have to start on it right away. Same hospital visit old trustee comes off and I get the new one. Lots of drugs.

 

[Jaepheth]

At first thought I'm like, hell no.

And then I realize, that for a million dollars, I could become a woman, a perfect woman. And a lesbian. And still have 9 mil.

OK

My understanding is that they use the penis to craft the female genitals in a sex change operation.
So without a penis as raw material you would be severely lacking in nerves/feeling in the end product.


On the other hand, with 10 million you could fund stem cell research into regrowing a penis for yourself, FtM transgendered persons, and restoring penises of accident victims all around the world... Penises for everyone! And once everyone has both sets of genitalia, there will be no more genders and no more sexism... no more Penis enlargement spam! We can fix God's/Nature's mistakes!

 

[Smoblikat]

I read the title as "Pennies"............

 

[Sattern]

I would never give away my penis for any amount or offer.

It is too valuable, you only get 1 and the prosthetics aren't too good either.

 

[inf1nity]

sold mine. Even though its slightly used has lots of potential for a full body resto.

weak bait try again.

 

[mnewsham]

I would do it. Spend $2-3M for immediate expenses (car, house, etc). Then invest the other 6M+, an ROI of 5-7% is more than reasonable, assuming only 5% on $6M, that's still $300k a year, and you'd likely get closer to 7%+. You wouldn't be taking $100K+ vacations, but you would be able to live comfortably without having to work another day in your life.

 

[TechBoyJK]

I would do it. Spend $2-3M for immediate expenses (car, house, etc). Then invest the other 6M+, an ROI of 5-7% is more than reasonable, assuming only 5% on $6M, that's still $300k a year, and you'd likely get closer to 7%+. You wouldn't be taking $100K+ vacations, but you would be able to live comfortably without having to work another day in your life.

until the economy collapses and you're out on the street without a pan to piss in and a penis to play with

 

[RadiclDreamer]

What's the point of having ten million if I can't do two chicks at the same time?

Girls arent shallow like that...

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

If I can have a vagina

It would largely be a useless hole since they use the tissue from your penis to make the new vagina sufficiently sensitive in an SRS. You can graft other tissue, but it wouldn't be nearly as sensitive.

 

[SKORPI0]

I'll gladly sell it (prearranged agreement/contract) after I'm dead. :whiste: