Will donald make it to the first debate

[cbrunny]

With donald constantly wearing suits that are too large for him, how long until he trips over his too long ties and falls down a flight of stairs?

First debate is supposed to be on Monday, September 26.

I figure Donald will withdraw less than a week before the debates and the republicans will have to scramble to find a replacement.

If he makes it through the first debate without falling down, I doubt he will make it to the second debate.

If he does make it to the first debate, he will probably fall down before the first hour. Blood pressure goes up, he collapses on live tv, nightmare situation for the republicans. Safer bet would to have him withdraw and find a replacement before he trips over his own suit live on bradcast tv.

Best thing for the republicans, have donald withdraw before he turns the republican party into a laughing stock. Not that they are not a laughing stock already, but would be a nightmare.

 

[PokerGuy]

Lousy parody thread is lousy.

Let me know when Trump collapses and starts having seizure-like symptoms and other health issues, coughing fits etc. If he does, then his health should be just as much of an issue as hers.

 

[theeedude]

We don't know what's in the test results, but whatever it is, he decided not to release it after reading them. Could just be anal herpes, or something more serious. We just don't know.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Lousy parody thread is lousy.

Let me know when Trump collapses and starts having seizure-like symptoms and other health issues, coughing fits etc. If he does, then his health should be just as much of an issue as hers.

how about when he makes claims against the debates being rigged, and opposite very, very important football games, even going so far as to lie about the NFL contacting him "Well, I tell you what I don’t like, it’s against two NFL games. I got a letter from the NFL saying this is ridiculous, why are the debates against — because the NFL doesn’t want to go against the debates because the debates are going to be pretty massive, from what I understand."
NFL's response: " While we'd obviously wish the Debate Commission could find another night, we did not send a letter to Mr Trump."

So much derp from drumpf and so little time to filter through it all

Lemme know if you need citations on those quotes

 

[TheGardener]

It's interesting how liberals feel free to make jokes about gays having terminal diseases, when directing it toward conservatives. But if a conservative makes a comment or a mild joke, the liberal's eyes start bulging out, his face turns beet red and he spews hateful venom with naming calling. Just an observation.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It's interesting how liberals feel free to make jokes about gays having terminal diseases, when directing it toward conservatives. But if a conservative makes a comment or a mild joke, the liberal's eyes start bulging out, his face turns beet red and he spews hateful venom with naming calling. Just an observation.

anal herpes is a terminal 'gay disease'??
tell me more doc.

 

[VRAMdemon]

We don't know what's in the test results, but whatever it is, he decided not to release it after reading them. Could just be anal herpes, or something more serious. We just don't know.

Interesting. I wonder what he's hiding? I'm going with evidence of Alzheimer's as well as time-bomb-level cholesterol and trigylceride numbers and show's he's had several small strokes in the past 12 months.

His strokes would kill any lesser man. He has only the BEST strokes. There's nothing small about them. They're YUUUGE!. He's so fantastic.

 

[TheGardener]

He said "or something more serious".

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He said "or something more serious".

well something more serious could be lyme disease, an undiscovered congenital heart disease, many, many other things, but didn't see any reference to a "terminal gay disease" wonder how you jumped to that conclusion... hmmmm...

 

[TheGardener]

well something more serious could be lyme disease, an undiscovered congenital heart disease, many, many other things, but didn't see any reference to a "terminal gay disease" wonder how you jumped to that conclusion... hmmmm...

You remind me of Lying Hillary. No one believes you.

 

[flexy]

He ain't. He done for.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Donald wants to be king.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You remind me of Lying Hillary. No one believes you.

awww shucks, whatever will I do?

 

[dank69]

We don't know what's in the test results, but whatever it is, he decided not to release it after reading them. Could just be anal herpes, or something more serious. We just don't know.

Many people are saying it's ebola.

 

[Perknose]

With donald constantly wearing suits that are too large for him . . .

My gut instinct is that he's hiding something. Maybe it's the paunch codes.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

My gut instinct is that he's hiding something. Maybe it's the paunch codes.

drumpf has some junk in the trunk,

 

[MajinCry]

His father had Alzheimer's.

Donald Trump is either a liar, or has a severe case of the Alzies.

Your honour, I have won this debate and thus the case is closed.

 

[Thebobo]

His father had Alzheimer's.

Wow thats shame, wonder if he got the DNA test to see how vulnerable he could be to inherit it. Not sure I would want to know, Although there are very promising drugs just coming out for Alzheimer's. Would you want to get the test? its not 100% either way but still.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Wow thats shame, wonder if he got the DNA test to see how vulnerable he could be to inherit it. Not sure I would want to know, Although there are very promising drugs just coming out for Alzheimer's. Would you want to get the test? its not 100% either way but still.

I would, especially if there is something I can do to either prevent it or suppress it

 

[MajinCry]

Wow thats shame, wonder if he got the DNA test to see how vulnerable he could be to inherit it. Not sure I would want to know, Although there are very promising drugs just coming out for Alzheimer's. Would you want to get the test? its not 100% either way but still.

Oh, I've got a whole load o' genetic diseases waiting for me. Ma' had skin cancer, dad got over his prostate cancer about half a year ago, older sister has Aspergers, oldest sister is bipolar, grandmother from my mom's side died of lung cancer, grandfather from my mom's side died with dementia. Also, very bad dental structure frae both sides of me parents.

But eh.

Trump's a rapacious asshole. Not gonna shed any tears if he ends up getting some fucked up disease or something.

 

[hal2kilo]

Wow thats shame, wonder if he got the DNA test to see how vulnerable he could be to inherit it. Not sure I would want to know, Although there are very promising drugs just coming out for Alzheimer's. Would you want to get the test? its not 100% either way but still.

No such thing exists.

 

[sm625]

With donald constantly wearing suits that are too large for him, how long until he trips over his too long ties and falls down a flight of stairs?

First debate is supposed to be on Monday, September 26.

I figure Donald will withdraw less than a week before the debates and the republicans will have to scramble to find a replacement.

If he makes it through the first debate without falling down, I doubt he will make it to the second debate.

If he does make it to the first debate, he will probably fall down before the first hour. Blood pressure goes up, he collapses on live tv, nightmare situation for the republicans. Safer bet would to have him withdraw and find a replacement before he trips over his own suit live on bradcast tv.

Best thing for the republicans, have donald withdraw before he turns the republican party into a laughing stock. Not that they are not a laughing stock already, but would be a nightmare.

This is like a 4 year old child with his hands over his ears screaming "I know you are but what am i?" Do you even possess the cognitive skills to realize that this form of humor doesnt work when there is no rational basis underlying it? No failures to ascend a flight of steps on his own. No 15 minute bathroom breaks during the previous debates. No acute coughing fits (clearly caused by Dysphagia). No episodes of levodopa induced dyskinesia on live tv. And no, not even a single strange piece of metal falling out of his pant leg during one of his "seizures". Nothing. You cant even mentally process any of that can you? In one hand you have all of those real sysmptoms of serious medical health issues, and in the other hand you have words like "racist, deplorable, sexist" etc. And in your delusional mind, what's in your hands weighs about the same. It must be nice to completely surrender to ignorance.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

This is like a 4 year old child with his hands over his ears screaming "I know you are but what am i?" Do you even possess the cognitive skills to realize that this form of humor doesnt work when there is no rational basis underlying it? No coughing fits. No failures to ascend a flight of steps on his own. No 15 minute bathroom breaks during the previous debates. No acute coughing fits (clearly caused by Dysphagia). No episodes of levodopa induced dyskinesia on live tv. And no, not even a single strange piece of metal falling out of his pant leg during one of his "seizures". Nothing. You cant even mentally process any of that can you? In one hand you have all of those real sysmptoms of serious medical health issues, and in the other hand you have words like "racist, deplorable, sexist" etc. And in your delusional mind, what's in your hands weighs about the same. It must be nice to completely surrender to ignorance.

yes, yes, and I'll quote his doctor here, "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency,"

 

[cbrunny]

This is like a 4 year old child with his hands over his ears screaming "I know you are but what am i?" Do you even possess the cognitive skills to realize that this form of humor doesnt work when there is no rational basis underlying it? No failures to ascend a flight of steps on his own. No 15 minute bathroom breaks during the previous debates. No acute coughing fits (clearly caused by Dysphagia). No episodes of levodopa induced dyskinesia on live tv. And no, not even a single strange piece of metal falling out of his pant leg during one of his "seizures". Nothing. You cant even mentally process any of that can you? In one hand you have all of those real sysmptoms of serious medical health issues, and in the other hand you have words like "racist, deplorable, sexist" etc. And in your delusional mind, what's in your hands weighs about the same. It must be nice to completely surrender to ignorance.

i like that this has enraged you so

 

[Thebobo]

No such thing exists.

Yes it does,
https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/site/scripts/documents_info.php?documentID=434