Will donald make it to the first debate

[zinfamous]

Lousy parody thread is lousy.

Let me know when Trump collapses and starts having seizure-like symptoms and other health issues, coughing fits etc. If he does, then his health should be just as much of an issue as hers.

Well, according to his "official doctor's letter," Trump tested "100% positive" for, well, everything?

So, from his own source, Trump basically has all of the diseases. Which, like with every supposition following Trump, is fairly believable.

 

[zinfamous]

This is like a 4 year old child with his hands over his ears screaming "I know you are but what am i?" Do you even possess the cognitive skills to realize that this form of humor doesnt work when there is no rational basis underlying it? No failures to ascend a flight of steps on his own. No 15 minute bathroom breaks during the previous debates. No acute coughing fits (clearly caused by Dysphagia). No episodes of levodopa induced dyskinesia on live tv. And no, not even a single strange piece of metal falling out of his pant leg during one of his "seizures". Nothing. You cant even mentally process any of that can you? In one hand you have all of those real sysmptoms of serious medical health issues, and in the other hand you have words like "racist, deplorable, sexist" etc. And in your delusional mind, what's in your hands weighs about the same. It must be nice to completely surrender to ignorance.

Be honest--you first encountered these terms this morning/over the last week through your various Alex Jones talking points list serves and are merely regurgitating them here. You don't know a god damn thing about diseases, do you?

 

[bshole]

Be honest--you first encountered these terms this morning/over the last week through your various Alex Jones talking points list serves and are merely regurgitating them here. You don't know a god damn thing about diseases, do you?

And I just encountered them for the first time 15 seconds before I started this post....

 

[zinfamous]

Yes it does,
https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/site/scripts/documents_info.php?documentID=434

no, not really. That test is extremely limited in scope and only tests for one suspected region (within a cascade of suspected exon regions) for one specific form of Alzheimers.

That, and it both isn't very informative, and I think is only approved in the UK:

Predictive testing for APOE variants outside of approved research studies is currently available in the UK only on a commercial basis: for a fee, companies not based in the UK will analyse a saliva sample sent off in the post. However, the results of APOE testing have low predictive value. Someone who has two copies of the higher risk APOE variant e4 is not certain to develop Alzheimer’s disease, while someone who has other variants still might. This poor predictive value is why APOE testing is not recommended (outside research studies) or available within the NHS.

Alzheimer's like other forms of dementia, are poorly understood because they are horribly complicated. It is not to say that genetic testing and real targets for treatment won't be possible--I fully believe they will be--it is just that the active regions that are known markers for these diseases are far more diverse and the disease itself is further susceptible to non-genetic factors. There is also the issue that it is just another factor in that new paradigm of what we need to do with our new, older human selves, that didn't really exist at such a rate, only 100 years ago.

 

[hal2kilo]

Yes it does,
https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/site/scripts/documents_info.php?documentID=434

If you read it. It's states there is no clear genetic links to Alzheimer's in general. Yes, there a specific mutation that causes a rare version of it.

 

[Roflmouth]

With donald constantly wearing suits that are too large for him, how long until he trips over his too long ties and falls down a flight of stairs?

First debate is supposed to be on Monday, September 26.

I figure Donald will withdraw less than a week before the debates and the republicans will have to scramble to find a replacement.

If he makes it through the first debate without falling down, I doubt he will make it to the second debate.

If he does make it to the first debate, he will probably fall down before the first hour. Blood pressure goes up, he collapses on live tv, nightmare situation for the republicans. Safer bet would to have him withdraw and find a replacement before he trips over his own suit live on bradcast tv.

Best thing for the republicans, have donald withdraw before he turns the republican party into a laughing stock. Not that they are not a laughing stock already, but would be a nightmare.

LOL, someone was triggered!

 

[Perknose]

LOL, someone was triggered!

Hey, don't be so hard on sm625, he probably has an underlying medical condition he's not discloising..

 

[theeedude]

I hope he makes it, I am looking forward to the debates. He should improve his diet and/or exercise though.

Bardack diagnosed the pneumonia after a scan of the lungs that also included scanning to assess heart disease risk, producing a ''coronary calcium score.'' It evaluates the amount of calcium in coronary arteries, an indication of heart disease risk. Clinton’s calcium score was zero, as it has been in the past.
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The calcium score is especially good news, Horovitz says. "A calcium score of zero is like a gold star.”
Based on the data she released, Clinton is ''at low risk for cardiovascular diseases," agrees Hossein Bahrami, MD, PhD, assistant professor of cardiovascular medicine, radiology, and preventive medicine at the Keck School of Medicine of the University of Southern California
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Trump’s coronary artery calcium score was 98, which is defined as mild heart disease, but an electrocardiogram (EKG) and chest X-ray done in April were normal, Bornstein says.

http://www.webmd.com/healthy-aging/news/20160915/how-healthy-are-clinton-trump

 

[flexy]

Dysphagia, levodopa and dyskinesia. Fucking dyskenisia!
I don't know about you guys, but can a person who knows these words be wrong?
I don't think so folks!!! We are beaten!!

 

[ivwshane]

Gotta love it! He's already preempting his debate performance by saying Cooper is a biased moderator.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/trum...dnt-moderate-debates-ive-seen-how-he-behaves/

Apparently there are two bitches running for president this year, Hillary and a little whiny bitch named Donald Trump.

 

[MongGrel]

Trump has been trying to think of any reason at all to squirm out of the General Election debates awhile now.