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Wierdest dream. I took a piss in my dream.

DanTMWTMP

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
So i woke up after the dream. I really had to peepee.

so i go to restrooms, and aim, and let it drain.


well,

only very little of it came out. I could feel my bladder still full. It kinda hurt like hell. Well, it didn't hurt that much. I guess i was more frightenned than physically in pain.

I tried to think "pee damn it pee!!" but it wouldn't release.

I heard that when you get wood, there's a valve that blocks the pee tube. Everymorning, you get your morning rising wood. So I thought "damn that pee/bone valve must be all messed up and mistimed this morning."

So i grab some mags to get the morning rise again so I can hopefullly recalibrate that valve.

that didn't do any good.

this sucks, i'm deathly afraid to drink any fluids right now.



So then i rememberd that i took a piss in the dream. Usually when that happens, u wet your bed. I went back to my bed. no wet spots. nothing. damn, i drank so much water last night since the air was dry, i was hoping that i actually did wet my bed, because otherwise, it's still in my bladder!!


sigh...

yes, i'm currently in class posting this, hoping the dude behind me doesn't read this story. Right after class, i'm going to the doc.


Just wanted to share my morning story from hell 🙁

I probably have some sort of bladder infection.
 
wow that sucks.

im lucky enough to never have any problems... I never get sick, dont have bad allergies, etc. etc. I haven't been to the doctor in years... like since I was probably 8 or 9 when I broke my arm.
 
Originally posted by: armatron
wow that sucks.

im lucky enough to never have any problems... I never get sick, dont have bad allergies, etc. etc. I haven't been to the doctor in years... like since I was probably 8 or 9 when I broke my arm.
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same here man...last time i went to the hospital is when I broke my wrist. Also the only bone I have ever broken.
 
I hope they don't have to intubate you to drain your bladder. My dad tells me that's a really awful thing to go through. (Intubate = catheter = tube up urethra into bladder)
 
Actually, I think they're going to have to hook up a catheter and do a reverse flush on your urinary tract... 😛
 
Maybe you have to pass a kidney stone. I don't know anything about this medically, or if it would affect you that way, but it's the first thought that came to mind. If so, sucks for you.
 
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