Wierdest dream. I took a piss in my dream.

[nakedfrog]

I would almost say you're dehydrated. You describe pretty much the same symptoms I had when I was like eight or nine and had my mom take me to the doctor. He told me to drink cranberry juice for a few days just to be on the safe side, but it was most likely dehydration.

 

Originally posted by: deerslayer
W T F ?

 

[Conky]

Seriously

 

[pyonir]

DanTMWTMPB?

Dan the man with the massive pee blockage?

 

[Bryophyte]

That's what you get for tying it in a knot.

 

[Kyteland]

You know what the solution is if there really is a problem?

Catheter.

:cringe;

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
You know what the solution is if there really is a problem?

Catheter.

:cringe;

I'm pretty sure i'd give it a couple days to see if it corrects itself first...

*shudders*

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
That's what you get for tying it in a knot.

Maybe that "loopback" was a bad idea?

:laugh:

 

[MarklarMarklar]

Originally posted by: pyonir
DanTMWTMPB?

Dan the man with the massive pee blockage?

lol, please consider changing your name to DanTMWTMI

 

[Encryptic]

First your dad pisses on you, now this.....

Just admit you have a golden shower fetish, will ya? 😛

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Kyteland
You know what the solution is if there really is a problem?

Catheter.

:cringe;

I'm pretty sure i'd give it a couple days to see if it corrects itself first...

*shudders*

I wouldn't. I would go to the doctor who knows what they're doing and see if there are any alternatives. They won't catheterize you unnecessarily. A catheter is infinitely better than a ruptured bladder.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

kidney stone?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: pyonir
DanTMWTMPB?

Dan the man with the massive pee blockage?

You know, if I was the sort of person to quote people's posts out of context in my sig, I think this would be a front-runner.

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Piss vavle with morning root. Hmmm. I can pee when i got a woodie, just gotta lean foward

yea me too unless i really feel like 'drawing' on the wall

LOL! Oh so true.

 

[Bootprint]

You didn't happen to do any swimming in the Amazon lately, have you?

Watch out for those Candiru fish. :Q

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Piss vavle with morning root. Hmmm. I can pee when i got a woodie, just gotta lean foward

yea me too unless i really feel like 'drawing' on the wall

Lean Forward?

I hope you mean 'stand back'😉

 

[Monkey muppet]

Extasy can affect the size of your Euretha - you havn't been pill happy recently have you?

 

[Gurck]

I've had a few dreams where I was peeing like a racehorse - in each case, when I woke up I really did have to go quite badly, and was able to do so with no problems.

 

[Bootprint]

Maybe it's time to go to the doctor for the 1 finger fun test?

 

[FFactory0x]

If he had a kidney stone he wouldnt be typing this. He would be on the floor screaming in the worst pain of his life. I have had one, and its like someone sticking a nice in you and twisting. I mean go to a dr and get it checked out

 

[Kipper]

The "valve" that stops your 'pee tube' is the PC muscle. It's what lets you stop urinating intra-urination.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
I wouldn't. I would go to the doctor who knows what they're doing and see if there are any alternatives. They won't catheterize you unnecessarily. A catheter is infinitely better than a ruptured bladder.

I haven't experienced either...but i think i might take the chances of a ruptured bladder....😉

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You know, if I was the sort of person to quote people's posts out of context in my sig, I think this would be a front-runner.

😀

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: Tremulant
You sure it wasn't your dad peeing on you?

he's the same guy that wrote that thread right? I guess DTMWTMP and his family have an odd urinary obsession.

Yep. And just for reference, it was in this thread. 🙂

 

[DanTMWTMP]

ok, update.

i was able to release it fine right after class. I'm going to give this a couple days; maybe 1-3 days. Then if this continues, i'm going to the doc.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
If he had a kidney stone he wouldnt be typing this. He would be on the floor screaming in the worst pain of his life. I have had one, and its like someone sticking a nice in you and twisting. I mean go to a dr and get it checked out

It's like someone sticking a nice WHAT in you?