I've heard stories from people trying to come to Canada about how much of a cluster fuck it is, and it sounds like the US is basically the same.
So you want to be an American
Step 1 - $1000 application, 3-6 months waiting
Step 2 - $100-$1,000 to fix your application, 3 months waiting
Step 3 - $1,000 medical check, about 2-3 weeks
Step 4 - $10-$1,000 interviews, 4-6 weeks
takes about a year for this crap to all work out
So if you meet any legal immigrants, realize that they've spent a considerable amount of time and money trying to come into the country. They filled out all the bullshit paper work, passed the medical exam, and they might know more about the country than the average citizen.
Illegal immigrants can still be killed with big rocks because they didn't do any of this.
So you want to be an American
Step 1 - $1000 application, 3-6 months waiting
Step 2 - $100-$1,000 to fix your application, 3 months waiting
Step 3 - $1,000 medical check, about 2-3 weeks
Step 4 - $10-$1,000 interviews, 4-6 weeks
takes about a year for this crap to all work out
So if you meet any legal immigrants, realize that they've spent a considerable amount of time and money trying to come into the country. They filled out all the bullshit paper work, passed the medical exam, and they might know more about the country than the average citizen.
Illegal immigrants can still be killed with big rocks because they didn't do any of this.