Why you aren't married yet

[brianmanahan]

^^

 

[alkemyst]

^^

Please shut the fuck up.

 

[brianmanahan]

Please shut the f*** up.

please, um, reported

also:

 

[alkemyst]

please, um, reported

also:

profanity is allowed in OT, bro.

Ruptga thinks I am making up stories. I can assure you that is not the case.

 

[Ruptga]

Please shut the fuck up.

Hey, I specifically avoided quoting that directly so you can shut it all up whenever you like. Considering your history and how people love to give you shit for it, I don't know why you even brought it up. Are you some kind of masochist?

Hah, so I think you're making up stories? I know it's the truth, just as I know that you always respond like an abused chihuahua on a chain whenever anyone talks about that or any number of closely related topics. Again, why bring it up at all? Are you a masochist, do you like being angry?

 

[Red Squirrel]

People need to ignore Alky's cries for attention and threads would not derail.

Make this rule 81.

Start storing some Blu Ray/DVD rips of Desperate Housewives, Girls, Sex in the City, Grey's Anatomy, Gossip Girl, and Downton Abbey on there and you will have a wife in no time. The only thing a potential wife wants more than "security" (aka a fat wallet) is an on-demand streaming system for the shows that Netflix hasn't licenced fully yet.

Haha true, could make it work both ways if I really wanted to. That setup also controls the hvac, so I could give a girl full access to the unconnected thermostat on the wall as a false sense of control. Girls love thermostats, they don't know how to use them, but they love them. "I'm cold" *cranks to 40* "I'm hot" *turns furnace completely off*

 

[Theb]

 

[alkemyst]

Hey, I specifically avoided quoting that directly so you can shut it all up whenever you like. Considering your history and how people love to give you shit for it, I don't know why you even brought it up. Are you some kind of masochist?

Hah, so I think you're making up stories? I know it's the truth, just as I know that you always respond like an abused chihuahua on a chain whenever anyone talks about that or any number of closely related topics. Again, why bring it up at all? Are you a masochist, do you like being angry?

Honesty <> being angry.

I was going to mention that post I just made in the first one, but forgot. I am subscribed to this thread.

So back to your post, are you an abused chihauhua too? You seem focused on me, ankle biter.

I am just setting the story straight as so many of you 'tards have even had a long run of saying I was arrested for domestic violence.

However; back to topic the real reason I am not married is because my fiancee's ex has pushed this divorce out over 2 years now and he continues to do it.

Not going to stop us from living our lives.

Perhaps you should start living?

 

[alkemyst]

People need to ignore Alky's cries for attention and threads would not derail.

Make this rule 81.

My post was relevant.


/because Canada.

 

[alkemyst]

Here you go.


Do you understand how that works?

I made a relevant post and now you are trying to stir up a riot.

You know you can ignore this thread, right?

Your contributions to this thread have been very attacking.

 

[brianmanahan]

people can disagree and still be friends

 

[MongGrel]

Please shut the fuck up.

I agree, would you.

Nah 813

Is the only reason you come onto the forum is just to be abusive non stop ?

 

[Theb]

Here you go.


Do you understand how that works?

I made a relevant post and now you are trying to stir up a riot.

You know you can ignore this thread, right?

Your contributions to this thread have been very attacking.

Abused chihuahua.

 

[Perknose]

Before you suggest seeking professional help, really, fapping in the shower to the memory a random hookup in the past completely removes the need for a woman in my life now.

In a thread chock full of creepy "win," this takes the cake, eats it, too . . . and then pukes up a warm puddle of icing and yellow-green flem and, for the finale, re-eats that while making smacking noises with its lips. D:

 

[MongGrel]

In a thread chock full of creepy "win," this takes the cake, eats it, too . . . and then pukes up a warm puddle of icing and yellow-green flem and, for the finale, re-eats that while making smacking noises with its lips. D:

Thanks for those mental images

:biggrin:

 

[IronWing]

Forgot to add above, because my fiancee is not divorced yet

So are you still born again or did she dump you?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

In a thread chock full of creepy "win," this takes the cake, eats it, too . . . and then pukes up a warm puddle of icing and yellow-green flem and, for the finale, re-eats that while making smacking noises with its lips. D:

I don't see what's creepy about fapping to a fantasy of someone that gave you consensual sex. In terms of creepiness, it definitely ranks below fapping to fantasies of strangers and peers that one hasn't had sex with.

 

[ViperXX]

I'm married and have been for 20 years. It's not that hard. Fall in love with a girl and marry her.

 

[moonbogg]

Someone pass the Febreze. All this dirty laundry is stinking the place out.

 

[Perknose]

I don't see what's creepy about fapping to a fantasy of someone that gave you consensual sex. In terms of creepiness, it definitely ranks below fapping to fantasies of strangers and peers that one hasn't had sex with.

Such a high bar to surpass! :biggrin:

 

[amdhunter]

I'm married and have been for 20 years. It's not that hard. Fall in love with a girl and marry her.

Kinda hard when you can't find one to love you back. :'(

 

[surfsatwerk]

Kinda hard when you can't find one to love you back. :'(

Lowered Expectations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sz1TpU3OhI

 

[moonbogg]

I'll ignore all of the nonsense in this thread, and simply state that I am very grateful for my marriage, because:

 

[poofyhairguy]

That setup also controls the hvac, so I could give a girl full access to the unconnected thermostat on the wall as a false sense of control. Girls love thermostats, they don't know how to use them, but they love them. "I'm cold" *cranks to 40* "I'm hot" *turns furnace completely off*

If that is all in a house you own then quite frankly you are one of the most eligible bachelors I have ever heard of.

 

[ch33zw1z]

I'm married, and a bad listener. you just gotta pretend long enough to knock her up, marriage awaits!