Why you aren't married yet

[alkemyst]

So are you still born again or did she dump you?

Where did I ever say I was born again?

I started going to church on Sundays, it's a laid back church as well.

Get a clue if you are going to troll.

 

[Ruptga]

^^
Called it. Retard.

 

[alkemyst]

^^
Called it. Retard.

lolwut?

 

[moonbogg]

^^
Called it. Retard.

lolwut?

Listen to me you fuckers. This is my thread and I demand attention. You will tell me that this was a brilliant thread topic. You will thank me for providing you with an environment conducive to meaningful discussion pertaining to our every day lives, and you will be grateful for your opportunity to grow in this thread as individuals, and hopefully, happily married members of society.

 

[Ruptga]

Listen to me you fuckers. This is my thread and I demand attention. You will tell me that this was a brilliant thread topic. You will thank me for providing you with an environment conducive to meaningful discussion pertaining to our every day lives, and you will be grateful for your opportunity to grow in this thread as individuals, and hopefully, happily married members of society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA

 

[moonbogg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA

lol nice. That's actually very interesting. I want you to know I appreciate you.

 

[Ruptga]

I actually think you're a bit of a weirdo, but mostly harmless. If I ever Loke the forums I'll probably nuke several people, but not you, so I guess I appreciate you too.

/brohug

 

[alkemyst]

I actually think you're a bit of a weirdo, but mostly harmless. If I ever Loke the forums I'll probably nuke several people, but not you, so I guess I appreciate you too.

/brohug

Not cool to threaten the forums with hacking.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I am married.

 

[Ruptga]

Not cool to threaten the forums with hacking.

 

[jlee]

Listen to me you fuckers. This is my thread and I demand attention. You will tell me that this was a brilliant thread topic. You will thank me for providing you with an environment conducive to meaningful discussion pertaining to our every day lives, and you will be grateful for your opportunity to grow in this thread as individuals, and hopefully, happily married members of society.

No.

 

[moonbogg]

No.

Alright. Don't go getting all excited.

 

[Jeff7]

Lowered Expectations 😉

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sz1TpU3OhI

I Guess You'll Do.

 

[Red Squirrel]

If that is all in a house you own then quite frankly you are one of the most eligible bachelors I have ever heard of.

Hahaha yeah. Bachelor life is nice though so I don't mind it at all.

 

[brianmanahan]

its been 4 days and i am still not married yet 🙁

 

[IronWing]

its been 4 days and i am still not married yet 🙁

Did you shower? On which day?

 

[MongGrel]

Alright. Don't go getting all excited.

*Smacks Moonbogg with a Tuna and runs away*

J/K

:biggrin:

 

[moonbogg]

*Smacks Moonbogg with a Tuna and runs away*

J/K

:biggrin:

Did you leave the Tuna? Freshly caught?

 

[brianmanahan]

Did you shower? On which day?

i shower 4 times a day

 

[TheSlamma]

Is this the entitlement generations handbook to relationships? 😉

can't believe the helicopter mom, playdate, ribbon for even last place thing didn't work out.

 

[1sikbITCH]

I'm not married because I want to buy a house in the next couple years.

as a married couple, my boyfriend and I would make too much money to qualify for any of the state/federal programs for first time home buyers, but either of us would qualify for them as individuals.

So you are scamming the government for a free handout just like the welfare people everyone here loves to complain about.

Edit - if you've already been lambasted by other posters, I apologize for piling on. I didn't get past your post.