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<< Bring a wooden bat, they always make the situation more fun
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Take an aluminum bat, bigger sweet spot. >>
I have an aluminum bat in my car... but the sound that a wooden bat makes when it connects is something beautiful
It doesn't have to be the assholes head, maybe his car, mailbox, a few windows... 
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You guys just love to suggest something that you can get sued for don't you?
Is it worth taking the risk of getting caught for getting back a stolen Game Cube?
1. Forget it: pissed off and loss no greater than $300
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2. Do some form of unlawful revenge: yahoo! I didn't get caught I win or get caught and
many many thousands of $$$ in medical bill and civil liability, some time in jail and a permanent criminal record that haunt you for rest of your life for potentially fatal assault with weapon.
or if you bust his property, you'll be made to pay for everything and criminal record for deliverate property damage.
I am reminding myself to never take advise from ATOT forum too seriously.