Just the other day an old lady almost ran me off the road. In a 3 lane road, I was driving in the middle lane. The road eventually forks, where the 1st and 2nd lane continue down the road, and the 3rd leads into some warehouses. Where it forks theres a white area with the horizontal white lanes that signifies you can go there if you're really stuck to get over, but you really should be careful when doing so.
So like I was saying, I'm in the middle lane with this old lady in a Caddie to my right (3rd lane) about 1/2 of a car length ahead of me, and an Accord to my left. So this old lady is totally oblivious and proceeds to cut me off, going across the white area and some grass, and almost runs me into the Accord. Luckily there was no-one behind me when I slammed on the brakes or else it coulda been real bad. I'm honking my horn and cursing like a mad man, and this lady is still completely oblivious to the fact that she's the one that cut me off.