Why don't liberals move to Canada?

[daveshel]

6) Liberals eat baby kittens. There are a lot more baby kittens in the US.

Hmm. A lot of French people and a shortage of baby kittens. This seems like too much of a coincidence!

 

[xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx]

Originally posted by: alchemize
Here's my trollish thoughts

1) Liberals are too lazy to move
2) Liberals don't like the cold
3) Liberals like to whine
4) Liberals don't like the French *that much*

How do you starve a liberal?



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Hide his foodstamps under his work-boots

 

[alchemize]

Hide his foodstamps under his work-boots

But what if he sold his government issued work-boots for drug money?

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx

Originally posted by: alchemize
Here's my trollish thoughts

1) Liberals are too lazy to move
2) Liberals don't like the cold
3) Liberals like to whine
4) Liberals don't like the French *that much*

How do you starve a liberal?


Hide his foodstamps under his work-boots

I thought that went something like... How do you starve a Neo-Con while the country is at war?

Hide his foodstamps under his combat boots.

 

[judasmachine]

Because we are part of a conspiracy to make your life a living hell. We are slinking around at night spreading our propaganda, and slyly putting it in your schools, your churches, your media, so that some day your great america falls flat on it's arrogant face, and has to join the rest of the world as an equal. Yes us shadows in the night do exist and we are out to get you!

 

[GrGr]

If all those bothersome people in opposition moved to Canada the US would become a One Party State. Evidently that is the ideal State for HOP. No difficult dynamic democratic process. Everything would become so simple and so clean.

One Party, One God, One Führer wired directly to God... ah blissful perfectness.

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

I think the whole liberal/conservative thing is far more a result of regional differences.

 

[xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx]

Originally posted by: lozina

I thought that went something like... How do you starve a Neo-Con while the country is at war?

Hide his foodstamps under his combat boots.

Yea, that makes sense. This is what is wrong with the left--so unoriginal....

 

[CanOWorms]

maybe they don't want to be ruled by a queen - that's pretty barbaric

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: GrGr
If all those bothersome people in opposition moved to Canada the US would become a One Party State. Evidently that is the ideal State for HOP. No difficult dynamic democratic process. Everything would become so simple and so clean.

One Party, One God, One Führer wired directly to God... ah blissful perfectness.

I see literacy isn't a strength of yours.

I think both sides need each other to keep the extreme voices marginalized

Anyway, liberals already have that blissful perfect one-party state north of here, but that's fine though, right? :roll:

 

[smashp]

Originally posted by: xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx

Originally posted by: alchemize
Here's my trollish thoughts

1) Liberals are too lazy to move
2) Liberals don't like the cold
3) Liberals like to whine
4) Liberals don't like the French *that much*

How do you starve a liberal?



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Hide his foodstamps under his work-boots

How Do you Confuse a Neo-con
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Facts

 

[DeeKnow]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Why don't liberals move to Canada?

why don't fools quit posting here ?

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: DeeKnow

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Why don't liberals move to Canada?

why don't fools quit posting here ?

I think you just answered your own question.

 

[Jhhnn]

Why don't Conservatives move to Paraguay, Uruguay, or Chile, where the govt is obviously more to their liking?

Jewish Conservatives can always move to Israel, but Goyim are out of luck there...

 

[imported_Aelius]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Why are you trying to change America to be more like it rather than moving there yourself? It's a closet-socialist's wet dream come true.

They have:

1. Universal Healthcare
2. Gay marriages legalized
3. No Patriot Act
4. Decriminalization of pot (almost?) and lower drinking age
5. No references to God in pledges or money

If you're staying here just for the landscape you may be pleasantly surprised by the beauty of the Canadian Rockies, Victoria Island, and the other side of Niagara Falls.

1. Which doesn't cover everything that you think it might, not by a long shot and private hospitals are coming to a city near you sometime soon.

2. This is still in doubt and not 100% where it should be, which is 100% not only legal but also have the same rights and benefits as male/female couples do, which currently they do not have.

3. Bill-C36, Bill-C35. Virtual carbon copy of Patriot Act. It just doesn't get used openly as much as the US does. It has been used already tho.

4. Pot is in limbo right now. Quazi legal but if you sell it you gona end up in jail. Same if you get caught with it on on public property (outside of home).

5.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.


It's true about the money tho.

 

[Bitek]

Why don't the Neo-Cons move to China? Why try so hard remake America when your ideal is sitting right across the pond?

One party system with all-powerful Big Government
Lack of political dissent, human-rights
Strict police state with well-established propaganda machine
State-controlled media, so they won't spread The Enemy's Lies
Rampant economic and political corruption
Hostile Militarism
Wealthy minority supported by impoverished majority
Squelching of individualism in favor of GroupThink
Unchecked environmental pollution

You've exhuasted America's military, but China just has a huge standing army and they're not even invading anyone. With a billion+ people, you'll have a huge pool to draft from. Come on, Taiwan is just looking for an asskicking.
There's no elections, so you won't be bothered from your invasions to have to campaign, or refute The Enemy's Lies that the media or treasonous opposing canidates might spread.

Really, its a perfect fit. I'm surprized you haven't invaded there long ago.

 

[Strk]

It gets too cold in the winter.

 

[GrGr]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: GrGr
If all those bothersome people in opposition moved to Canada the US would become a One Party State. Evidently that is the ideal State for HOP. No difficult dynamic democratic process. Everything would become so simple and so clean.

One Party, One God, One Führer wired directly to God... ah blissful perfectness.

I see literacy isn't a strength of yours.

I think both sides need each other to keep the extreme voices marginalized

Anyway, liberals already have that blissful perfect one-party state north of here, but that's fine though, right? :roll:

I didn't bother reading this thread closely but simply made a comment "worthy" of it.

"I think both sides need each other to keep the extreme voices marginalized"

But the Bush regime and their allies are the extreme voices. The whole point with the Bush regime is that the extremists to the right are now in power. Christian Dominionists, Christians Zionists, Zionists, Christian Fundies overall (like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson), Economic reactionaries, Market Fundamentalists, Big Oil, Social Darwinists, Coorporate crooks etc and so on ad nauseam are pulling Bush's string. Bush's merry dance is one of fraud, looting, destroying of civil rights, torture, racketeering, profiteering, murder, expansionism, militarism etc etc.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Why are you trying to change America to be more like it rather than moving there yourself?

Why don't I move to Canada? Because I'm an American, born and bred. I love my country.

And I put my money where my mouth is, and served my country under conditions you couldn't even begin to comprehend, let alone have survived, and no little ignorant ahistorical loudmouth POS pissant like you, House Of Pancakes boy, is ever going to run me out MY country.

Our founding fathers didn't cut and run to Canada or Mexico or Spanish California, they stood and fought to change what they didn't like and for what they believed in.

My country is the country of Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Dwight David Eisenhower and John Kennedy, none of whom would have pissed on George Bush if were on fire.

Don't confuse Bush and his band of oil boys (Cheney), religious facists (ASScough), and far right chickenhawks (Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, et al) with the enduring secular democratic egalitarian experiment that is the United States of America. Hell, their boy didn't even get the most votes in the last Presidential election.

If you like the systematic curtailment of individual rights and a militaristic foreign policy bonded with crony capitalism and state secrecy all served under the guise of the benign move towards freedom, why don't YOU move to mainland China, asswipe. :|

 

[sandorski]

This deserves: :Cookie;

 

[silverpig]

*sticks head in*
AT LEAST WE'D BE GETTING ALL THE SMART AMERICANS!!!
*runs*

lol

 

[KevinH]

Originally posted by: Hafen
Why don't the Neo-Cons move to China? Why try so hard remake America when your ideal is sitting right across the pond?

One party system with all-powerful Big Government
Lack of political dissent, human-rights
Strict police state with well-established propaganda machine
State-controlled media, so they won't spread The Enemy's Lies
Rampant economic and political corruption
Hostile Militarism
Wealthy minority supported by impoverished majority
Squelching of individualism in favor of GroupThink
Unchecked environmental pollution

You've exhuasted America's military, but China just has a huge standing army and they're not even invading anyone. With a billion+ people, you'll have a huge pool to draft from. Come on, Taiwan is just looking for an asskicking.
There's no elections, so you won't be bothered from your invasions to have to campaign, or refute The Enemy's Lies that the media or treasonous opposing canidates might spread.

Really, its a perfect fit. I'm surprized you haven't invaded there long ago.

This deserves its own post.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Why are you trying to change America to be more like it rather than moving there yourself?

Why don't I move to Canada? Because I'm an American, born and bred. I love my country.

And I put my money where my mouth is, and served my country under conditions you couldn't even begin to comprehend, let alone have survived, and no little ignorant ahistorical loudmouth POS pissant like you, House Of Pancakes boy, is ever going to run me out MY country.

Our founding fathers didn't cut and run to Canada or Mexico or Spanish California, they stood and fought to change what they didn't like and for what they believed in.

Funny that you probably voted for a guy who cut and ran to Canada when it was convenient.

My country is the country of Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Dwight David Eisenhower and John Kennedy, none of whom would have pissed on George Bush if were on fire.

And none of them were for gay marriage or socialist healthcare and none of them would have made a sigle damn decision about this country's security based on what the hell France or freaking Germany or any other nation thinks.

If you like the systematic curtailment of individual rights and a militaristic foreign policy bonded with crony capitalism and state secrecy all served under the guise of the benign move towards freedom, why don't YOU move to mainland China, asswipe. :|

If that was going on in America I might. Fortunatly for me, that's all part of your paranoid delusion.

 

[Bonesdad]

cuz we're the only hope for America

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: HouseOfPancakes
Funny that you probably voted for a guy who cut and ran to Canada when it was convenient.

And just who the hell would THAT be, beavis. WHO? Who did I "probably" vote for who cut and ran to Canada when it was convenient? NO ONE, you ignorant little puke!



My country is the country of Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Dwight David Eisenhower and John Kennedy, none of whom would have pissed on George Bush if were on fire.

HouseOfPancakes: And none of them would have made a sigle (sic) damn decision about this country's security based on what the hell France or freaking Germany or any other nation thinks.

You little twerp, your ignorance of your own country's recent political history is astounding. Presidents Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy AND Bush the Lesser's own Daddy Bush the Elder were ALL committed coalition builders and staunch multilateralists. Your abject ignorance should astound me, but, sadly, it doesn't.

Your asshole Know Nothing troll post has almost put me off my pancakes, HOP, but not quite. Now, STFU, and bring me some goddamned syrup!! :|