Why doesn't Random Variable have a girlfriend?

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Its because you're a unique special person, and people like you are a dime a dozen.

Well, that makes no sense.

 

[Random Variable]

This thread sucks.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
This thread sucks.

See... don't say that... think POSTIVELY

Seriously, get your favorite shirt and pair of jeans on, put some pomade in your hair, and get out there.

 

[thetxstang]

Small peenus?

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: Random Variable
This thread sucks.

See... don't say that... think POSTIVELY

Seriously, get your favorite shirt and pair of jeans on, put some pomade in your hair, and get out there.

OK, but this thread is still pretty sucky.

 

[apac]

Honestly, what I found was that when I was actively looking for a gf I was always awkward and nervous talking to girls. I got so sick of it that I just said fvck it and stopped trying so hard. I just talked to girls like I talked to any of my friends until I got to know them...and the next hot girl I met became my gf .

 

[Ricochet]

Girls hate math especially mathematical expression.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: ricochet
Girls hate math especially mathematical expression.

Well, I'm screwed.

 

[JS80]

small penis

 

[SmoochyTX]

I went with the 'going to school for 20 years and still doesn't have a real job' choice.

Seriously though, you need to get a real job.

 

[meltdown75]

lack of confidence.

 

[iamwiz82]

Find a group of girls and go after the fat chick, just don't go back to your place or give her a real number!

 

[AreaCode707]

You'd rather mope around and talk about your lack of self-esteem than make more interesting conversation?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Find a group of girls and go after the fat chick, just don't go back to your place or give her a real number!

would you jump on a grenade to save your buddies? then jump on that fattie

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Find a group of girls and go after the fat chick, just don't go back to your place or give her a real number!

would you jump on a grenade to save your buddies? then jump on that fattie

And you will be showered with attention for the evening!

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Find a group of girls and go after the fat chick, just don't go back to your place or give her a real number!

would you jump on a grenade to save your buddies? then jump on that fattie

And you will be showered with attention for the evening!

not to mention the above-average odds of getting amazing head!

 

[Steve]

Find a few good buds to help you out. One to be your life coach, the rest to be your wingmen.

 

[her209]

He's not the right type. :laugh:



(Comp Sci joke)

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: her209
He's not the right type. :laugh:



(Comp Sci joke)

There are 10 kinds of people...he's not one of them

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: HotChic
You'd rather mope around and talk about your lack of self-esteem than make more interesting conversation?

I don't know what you're talking about, but thanks anyways.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: ducci
You talk in 3rd person?

I dunno, some chicks have got to dig people who talk in third person

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
He needs to get off the internet, take a shower and meet some ladies.. just get some confidence and be proud of who you are!

easier said than done. unforunately he doesn't have fake tits and a fake tan(not there's anything wrong with that).

people here on AT(and a lot of places other than) have a very hard time attracting their opposite sex. such is life i guess.

glad i'm not one

 

[FeuerFrei]

The ladies can't handle that much man .... yeah that's it.

They can probably smell your desperation and that ain't cool.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: HotChic
You'd rather mope around and talk about your lack of self-esteem than make more interesting conversation?

I don't know what you're talking about, but thanks anyways.

Just a guess based on the thread topic and poll choices. It's the impression you give.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

lol @ people taking this thread seriously. :thumbsup: for RV for making me laff.