Why doesn't Random Variable have a girlfriend?

[Random Variable]

:beer:

 

[BigJ]

You're too random.

 

[rivan]

Step one for getting a girlfriend:

Don't obsess about needing a girlfriend.

 

[fs5]

I vote too picky.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: BigJ
You're too random.

I was going to add that.

 

[alyssa]

Well, do you ever go anywhere to meet girls? You can't exactly expect us to flock to you.

Plus, do you wear cologne? Girls love it when guys smell nice.

 

[halik]

all the above... b!tch

 

[oznerol]

You talk in 3rd person?

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: alyssa
Well, do you ever go anywhere to meet girls? You can't exactly expect us to flock to you.

Plus, do you wear cologne? Girls love it when guys smell nice.

For some reason I find this comment funny...

 

[SSSnail]

Hello Random Variable, meet Alyssa. The rest is up to you...

(Oh, btw, you owe me $ for hooking you up).

 

[Queasy]

Most girls are turned off by guys that speak in the third person.

 

[Lola]

He needs to get off the internet, take a shower and meet some ladies.. just get some confidence and be proud of who you are!

 

[alyssa]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Hello Random Variable, meet Alyssa. The rest is up to you...

(Oh, btw, you owe me $ for hooking you up).

Um, yeah, no. I'm dating another member of the boards, thanks. And I'm underage.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: alyssa

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Hello Random Variable, meet Alyssa. The rest is up to you...

(Oh, btw, you owe me $ for hooking you up).

Um, yeah, no. I'm dating another member of the boards, thanks. And I'm underage.

HAHAHA MAN OH MAN.... someone is going to jail

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
He needs to get off the internet, take a shower and meet some ladies.. just get some confidence and be proud of who you are!

Yeah no kidding. just get out there and do something. You have to meet people to meet someone.

 

[Miramonti]

Its because you're a unique special person, and people like you are a dime a dozen.

 

[blackdogdeek]

obviously, you're not trying hard enough.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Where is the Lazy/Slacker option? Though perhaps the 6 years of school would apply there ....

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: alyssa
And I'm underage.

And you're giving advice?

 

[lokiju]

#6

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: alyssa

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Hello Random Variable, meet Alyssa. The rest is up to you...

(Oh, btw, you owe me $ for hooking you up).

Um, yeah, no. I'm dating another member of the boards, thanks. And I'm underage.

Quoted for LOL

What's the age differential just out of curiosity?

 

[alyssa]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: alyssa

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Hello Random Variable, meet Alyssa. The rest is up to you...

(Oh, btw, you owe me $ for hooking you up).

Um, yeah, no. I'm dating another member of the boards, thanks. And I'm underage.

Quoted for LOL

What's the age differential just out of curiosity?

Less than a year.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: alyssa

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Hello Random Variable, meet Alyssa. The rest is up to you...

(Oh, btw, you owe me $ for hooking you up).

Um, yeah, no. I'm dating another member of the boards, thanks. And I'm underage.

The best things in life are illegal

 

[alyssa]

Originally posted by: alyssa

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: alyssa

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Hello Random Variable, meet Alyssa. The rest is up to you...

(Oh, btw, you owe me $ for hooking you up).

Um, yeah, no. I'm dating another member of the boards, thanks. And I'm underage.

Quoted for LOL

What's the age differential just out of curiosity?

Less than a year.

Scratch that, he just told me the differnce is five months and three days...smart @ss.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Alone

Originally posted by: alyssa
And I'm underage.

And you're giving advice?