Why does the crotch always rip outta my boxers?

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PliotronX

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There seems to be a pornographic poltergeist in your home. Seek an exorcist ASAP before you can't walk.
 

B00ne

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Originally posted by: aphex
I swear.... Nothing more shocking than looking down while sitting in a chair and seeing a nut stare back at you when you least expect it....

Is this just me, or does everyones boxer crotch go easy?

What type of Boxers do u wear - the tight ones or those loose, no stretch frabric ones? Anyway, with the tight ones I found out that the more expensive ones are constructed better/ use better fabric. The cheap ones are the ones that let your nutsack slip out.


@ppl suggesting the $5 walmart packs: do u guys have girlfriends or ever get undressed in front of girls? No - I thaught so :D
 

SeaSerpent

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I know what your problem is...my little brother has the same problem.
When you go pee-pee, you are not shaking it good enough. Your urine
is full of acid, and it is eating a hole through your shorts.


:D
 

SWScorch

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Happens to the cheap walmart ones I buy. All but two are ripped now. My old navy boxers are still holding up though.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Originally posted by: KK
Quit dry humping pillows and such and you won''t have that problem. ;)

KK

But it feels so good. :(

Seriously though, I do sleep with a pillow between my legs. I wonder if it is some kind of subconscious thing that is trying to come out.

Well, as long as you don't start biting the pillow, I wouldn't worry about it. ;)
 

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: digitalsm
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?

Or maybe were all fat, and the boxers are getting worn out because of our legs rubbing together ;)

Or maybe its just everyone...

Judging by your posts, i'd say your sense of humor is pretty much non-existent, eh? :D
 

WhiteKnight

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That has happened to some of my cheapo ones. Now I mostly wear gap or banana republic when they go on sale for like $4 each. Haven't had any problems recently.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: love1u0
I know what your problem is...my little brother has the same problem.
When you go pee-pee, you are not shaking it good enough. Your urine
is full of acid, and it is eating a hole through your shorts.


:D

Go commando

I've got bikini briefs and boxers that I get at Wal Mart
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: love1u0
I know what your problem is...my little brother has the same problem.
When you go pee-pee, you are not shaking it good enough. Your urine
is full of acid, and it is eating a hole through your shorts.


:D

Go commando

I've got bikini briefs and boxers that I get at Wal Mart

Bikini briefs? :Q

/rips up Nitemare's Guy Card

:D