Why does the crotch always rip outta my boxers?

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  1. aphex

    aphex Moderator<br>All Things Apple
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    I swear.... Nothing more shocking than looking down while sitting in a chair and seeing a nut stare back at you when you least expect it....

    Is this just me, or does everyones boxer crotch go easy?
     
  2. thirtythree

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    I guess you're just too big...
     
  3. azncoffeeboi

    azncoffeeboi Senior member

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    LOL

    Me too~!
     
  4. UglyCasanova

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    I've noticed that the more expensive the boxers, the faster they rip. I used to have a bunch of silk boxers and some from Structure that I would wear and I had 2 pee holes (or whatever that lil hole is called) before too long. Since then I have been buying cheap ass Wal-Mart bundle packs and haven't lost one since.
     
  5. aphex

    aphex Moderator<br>All Things Apple
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    Haha... Ironic... These are all cotton boxers from Structure :)
     
  6. isekii

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    it's the other way for me. The more expensive the boxers, the better constructed they are.
     
  7. SarcasticDwarf

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    ditto
     
  8. Ryan

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    I don't wear bowers, but I do wear out the crotch of my shorts quite often. Dress pants are the worst :eek:
     
  9. jagr10

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    I can't believe some of you buy expensive boxers. I mean why spend $30 on a fancy pair of gotchies? Just go to walmart and buy a 3 pack for $5.
     
  10. notfred

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    Mine do that too.
     
  11. SarcasticDwarf

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    maybe all AT'rs are just really well hung?
     
  12. isekii

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    Some prefer different type of material. Some like silk, some like cotton, some like to go commando.
    It's a preference ;)

    Depending on what I do and where I go I wear different ones.

    i.e If i'm going to the gym, running etc... I wear the Fruit of the loom boxer briefs.
    If i'm going out I wear the better stuff.
     
  13. UglyCasanova

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    You know, you could be on to something.
     
  14. SarcasticDwarf

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    I can, unfortunately, picture a bunch of ATOT'rs doing some kind of lame "well hung" dance
     
  15. thirtythree

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    Nope. Just you.
     
  16. conjur

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    Cuz LordJezo r0x0rz j0ur b0x0rz!

    ;)
     
  17. UglyCasanova

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    Wtf? No, you are not onto something anymore. :confused:
     
  18. Ryan

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    Or maybe were all fat, and the boxers are getting worn out because of our legs rubbing together ;)
     
  19. digitalsm

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    I think its a little thing called friction. The friction created by your movement eventually wears out the material.
     
  20. digitalsm

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    Or maybe its just everyone...
     
  21. newbiepcuser

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    Ralph Lauren Polo Boxers have always been good to me.
     
  22. KK

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    Quit dry humping pillows and such and you won''t have that problem. ;)

    KK
     
  23. UglyCasanova

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    But it feels so good. :(

    Seriously though, I do sleep with a pillow between my legs. I wonder if it is some kind of subconscious thing that is trying to come out.
     
  24. jagr10

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    Maybe he tried that and still has the problem?

     
  25. KK

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    Well then, I say stop the dog from trying to lick his manhood. :)

    KK