GagHalfrunt
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- Apr 19, 2001
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2 words: National Pride
Under pansy-ass Carter we were Iran's bitch. Reagan comes in, cows Iran, flys a couple of F-111's up Qadaffi's pooper so that he's never heard from again and beats the Russians. In steps Bush, same thing, takes Iraq from supposed power to whipped geeks. Uh-oh, here comes another pansy-ass, Clinton, who paid no attention to our enemies and made us targets for more goat-herders and camel farmers. We go from being the superpower who defeated the only other superpower to a bunch of wussies who are afraid to respond to terrorist attacks. Face it, the only time Clinton used the military was as a rodeo-clown to distract attention from his latest hummer.
We like Ronnie because under Ronnie America was AMERICA. We were big, we were bad, we kicked ass, we were proud. Under some other presidents <cough>democrats</cough> we were cowards, running away from any nutjob with 2 pounds of C4 and the desire to be a martyr. Hell, we might just as well have been France for how quickly we were willing to surrender.
Under pansy-ass Carter we were Iran's bitch. Reagan comes in, cows Iran, flys a couple of F-111's up Qadaffi's pooper so that he's never heard from again and beats the Russians. In steps Bush, same thing, takes Iraq from supposed power to whipped geeks. Uh-oh, here comes another pansy-ass, Clinton, who paid no attention to our enemies and made us targets for more goat-herders and camel farmers. We go from being the superpower who defeated the only other superpower to a bunch of wussies who are afraid to respond to terrorist attacks. Face it, the only time Clinton used the military was as a rodeo-clown to distract attention from his latest hummer.
We like Ronnie because under Ronnie America was AMERICA. We were big, we were bad, we kicked ass, we were proud. Under some other presidents <cough>democrats</cough> we were cowards, running away from any nutjob with 2 pounds of C4 and the desire to be a martyr. Hell, we might just as well have been France for how quickly we were willing to surrender.
