"And some person who you don't know has this kid, and her kid is so cute, and he does some stupid cute thing that you don't care about, blah, blah, blah... And then this guy at work is reading the same book as me, and so we talked about this book that you haven't read, and I asked if he'd rather be character 1 fro mthe book you didn't read, or character 2, or some other character you've never hyeard of, blah, blah, blah...."
ugh. I DON'T CARE.
ugh. I DON'T CARE.