BoberFett
Lifer
- Oct 9, 1999
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If you had a hair on your ass you'd do it right now. Take up arms against your oppressors. Rally the downtrodden from off the couch and behind the TV watching American Idol and take back what is rightfully yours!
Storm the mansions of the rich. Flood the lobbies of the mega-corps and take control. Throw the CEO's off the roof and make their lair your new castle. Redistribute that wealth. Give everyone in the world the $1.78 they've got coming. Restore fairness to the world!
Then, before the dust settles, come up with a plan for that minute and every minute forward. Feed the masses, cure the sick, abolish religion (except Islam of course) heal our planet and populate other planets. Open our borders, give everyone a free education, give everyone a home, a green car and a job. Give everyone that doesn't want to work a job. Make our food safer to eat, increase our crop yields while making our food healthier. Stop drilling for oil and run our world on sustainable renewable forms of energy. (Do that quickly, BTW.) Ban industries that aren't green and find jobs for those that lost their jobs as a result. Cure cancer, birth defects and institute population control. Stop people you deem too ignorant from breeding. Increase the distribution of food stamps, make every city a sanctuary city. Take away all the guns and make us all love one another. Make all drugs free and plentiful. Take everything from everybody and distribute it all equally. That includes the $1.78 you just doled out because the population has increased while you were doing all the above. Open your home to all the now equal people of the world. Quit locking your doors. Institute central planning. Make it clear just how much you hate intolerance.
If all this and more of the progressive vision is so important to you, quit talking about it and make it happen. Or grow up.
You have so much more than so many. I don't know how you live with yourself. That emaciated child pictured here could do so much if he only had just your computer.... The truth is staring you in the face everyday and yet you continue to consume and continue your evil capitalistic existence.
If only you had a hair on your ass...
Reports are beginning to filter in. The shockwave from this ownage was felt for miles.