Why do some guys have to be as 'manly' as possible?

[Scarpozzi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MZhaX8P3W8

 

[manimal]

All 3 in 20 min? You should open a shop.

tried to do this

came out like this

dont think peeps would pay for that

Pussy.



joking aside doing girls hair is a bitch. I have no clue what i'm doing. My daughter has to have it done for gymnastics and it's always so ugly when i'm done someone ends up redoing it.

fuck hair. just fuck it.

Some days only Louis CK can sum it up.

 

[highland145]

this made me lol for real.

No respect after all I've done for him.

 

[manimal]

No respect after all I've done for him.

 

[waggy]

No respect after all I've done for him.

For or to him? :hmm:

 

[norseamd]

 

[highland145]

borked.

For or to him? :hmm:

I was for his own good. He's just a slow learner.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

Peaches just hit $.99 a pound. I'm a buyer at those prices. They could have giant signs calling them i love you fruit, hecklers, and a live webcam. I'd still get me some.

Picked up some pink lady apples, avocados, bananas, and cherries too. It's a cornucopia of sexual innuendo. Strangely enough I just don't dwell on my manliness when consuming cheap tasty fruits.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

this guy was pretty manly but then he ate peaches.

alton brown did a good eats episode on peaches. lots of interesting info.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0904507/

 

[Mixolydian]

borked.

I was for his own good. He's just a slow learner.

Mom always said I was special. ():awe:

 

[WelshBloke]

What's that old adage? People are like assholes, everyone has one?

Yeah! Exactly... Wait... What?


I'd never considered types of fruit may be more or less macho.

So if peaches are for "girly" men do real men eat prickly pears with the prickles still on them?

 

[crashtech]

Real men apparently don't eat fruit. They eat steak and eggs and die young of heart disease without complaining.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Yogurt has the most wretched and vile smell of so called "foods". Anybody who can stomach that without spewing forth a voluminous fountain of projectile vomit, is a badass in my book. Me... <pause> I take the easy way out and eat foods that are edible and tasty, like peaches!

 

[ninaholic37]

Yogurt has the most wretched and vile smell of so called "foods". Anybody who can stomach that without spewing forth a voluminous fountain of projectile vomit, is a badass in my book. Me... <pause> I take the easy way out and eat foods that are edible and tasty, like peaches!

The ones with sugar substitute (aspartame, sucralose) taste horrible too. Even if it has peaches in it, it doesn't taste anything like peaches, more like toothpaste and mouthwash mixed with acid and cleaning supplies. People think they are healthier because they say 0% fat but I'm pretty sure they give you diabetes and deteriorate your brain cells even worse just like diet coke.

 

[TheSlamma]

Let me guess, pulled pork and doritos is what makes him a "man"

 

[William Gaatjes]

The ones with sugar substitute (aspartame, sucralose) taste horrible too. Even if it has peaches in it, it doesn't taste anything like peaches, more like toothpaste and mouthwash mixed with acid and cleaning supplies. People think they are healthier because they say 0% fat but I'm pretty sure they give you diabetes and deteriorate your brain cells even worse just like diet coke.

If you ever get the chance, try this. Almhof cream yoghurt. One bucket you can have 2 deserts from. You have for two days desert. Or for you and partner. It is fat and has some sugar but it is not awfully sweet. It tastes fresh and the fruit inside it tastes good. And the yoghurt has full taste. Almhof has several flavors. Lemon, Strawberry, Spanish orange and peach are my favorite. Nothing like those horrible 0% fat substitutes.

Only 1.35 E

 

[Charmonium]

Real men apparently don't eat fruit. They eat steak and eggs and die young of heart disease without complaining.

Steak is for pussies. Real men only eat beef jerky and hairy pussy (for the fiber content). :whiste:

 

[dank69]

I could eat a peach for hours.

 

[crashtech]

But if you do, you're doing it wrong.

 

[John Connor]

Just bought another. I'm a ladies man.

 

[SP33Demon]

 

[davmat787]

If you have to make a conscious try to be manly you're not manly.

Being secure in oneself and doing what you need and want on your own accord is one of the hallmarks of masculinity.

Nothing masculine about vain attempts to appear masculine.

 

[davmat787]

Real men apparently don't eat fruit. They eat steak and eggs and die young of heart disease without complaining.

Or they might be active and fit enough to easily afford steak and eggs and the like. Nothing effeminate about real fruit anyway, especially when grown and / or harvested by oneself.

 

[DrPizza]

If you have to make a conscious try to be manly you're not manly.

Being secure in oneself and doing what you need and want on your own accord is one of the hallmarks of masculinity.

Nothing masculine about vain attempts to appear masculine.

Out of curiosity, how masculine do you think it is when men shave their pubes off and have their chest waxed, giving them that prepubescent look? [waiting for some posters to chime in with, "but, but..."]

 

[JBT]

Real men eat what ever they effing want.