Why do Italian guys walk around with their car keys in their hands?

[Darthvoy]

Awwwhhh bunch of whiny b!tches....OMG he has his car key in his hands...OMG!!!! What does that mean??????WHY!!!111!!

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: brigden
Last weekend I was at an upscale shopping mall in Toronto and the majority of gino's I saw were carrying around their car keys and cell phone (sometimes even wallet) in their hands. Do they not like pockets?

I do this all the time, hate having stuff in my pockets other then paper

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: So
This is calling for a parody thread using the word n*gger and watermelon -- it's just that horrible, but I don't wanna get permabanned

wtf

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Gurck
There's not enough room in our pockets, if you know what I mean.

small pants?

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Because their large Italian sausages take up most of the room down there....
ask sonz70 he will tell you

I'm sure he gets plenty of business from them.

 

[aplefka]

Because they look teh cool!

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: Gurck
There's not enough room in our pockets, if you know what I mean.

small pants?

Yes 😱

 

[meltdown75]

never noticed that. i did notice that they like to whip out billfolds and count money in front of as many people as possible. preferably high denominations.

i think they withdraw their entire savings accounts before they head to the variety store so they can try to impress the clerks.

*heads for cover*

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: brigden
Last weekend I was at an upscale shopping mall in Toronto and the majority of gino's I saw were carrying around their car keys and cell phone (sometimes even wallet) in their hands. Do they not like pockets?

I do this all the time, hate having stuff in my pockets other then paper

same here

 

[surreal1221]

Im not italian and I sport the keys in the hand, usually. Does that make me a gino?

😕

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
never noticed that. i did notice that they like to whip out billfolds and count money in front of as many people as possible. preferably high denominations.

i think they withdraw their entire savings accounts before they head to the variety store so they can try to impress the clerks.

*heads for cover*

HAHA.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: brigden
Last weekend I was at an upscale shopping mall in Toronto and the majority of gino's I saw were carrying around their car keys and cell phone (sometimes even wallet) in their hands. Do they not like pockets?

i know! i know!
and this is right from an Italian guy's mouth or his ass, because he spoke from that quite frequently....
he always has his keys in his hands in case someone starts a fight with him. yeh, that's it. then he can quick put that key in between his knuckles before he lands a blow to the guy's face.

nice, huh?

 

[PingSpike]

They like to punch collar poppers in the face with their keys, obviously.

 

[Looney]

Maybe they're afraid the keys would puncture their scrotum.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Looney
Maybe they're afraid the keys would puncture their scrotum.

you saying they have big balls?

 

[Colt45]

ginos wear tight pants to impress the ginas, and hence there is no room in their pockets for keys.

 

[Landroval]

I was taught to carry my keys so I can gouge attackers' eyeballs out. My mother is 1/4 Italian. Coincidence? 😉

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
That doesn't sound as dumb as putting your collar up, but okay...

Agreed!

 

[sandorski]

They're all proud of their shiny new KIAs.

 

[Ornery]

Do You Drop Your Keys... Just Anywhere?

I don't notice people carrying their wallets or keys around, but it seems pretty stupid to me if they do... no matter who they are!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Landroval
I was taught to carry my keys so I can gouge attackers' eyeballs out. My mother is 1/4 Italian. Coincidence? 😉

along the same lines as what i've said.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: brigden
Last weekend I was at an upscale shopping mall in Toronto and the majority of gino's I saw were carrying around their car keys and cell phone (sometimes even wallet) in their hands. Do they not like pockets?

i know! i know!
and this is right from an Italian guy's mouth or his ass, because he spoke from that quite frequently....
he always has his keys in his hands in case someone starts a fight with him. yeh, that's it. then he can quick put that key in between his knuckles before he lands a blow to the guy's face.

nice, huh?

Concealed carries > keys in hand

That is all

 

[geckojohn]

Originally posted by: Gurck
There's not enough room in our pockets, if you know what I mean.

Exactly!

Im italian and my dad does this all the time.. haha, i like to hold my keys in my hand too sometimes.. it's natural to me and looks cool.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: brigden
Last weekend I was at an upscale shopping mall in Toronto and the majority of gino's I saw were carrying around their car keys and cell phone (sometimes even wallet) in their hands. Do they not like pockets?

Topic Title: Why do Italian guys walk around with their car keys in their hands?
Topic Summary:
Created On: 06/14/2005 11:30 AM


Uh maybe to show they have car keys to carry>??

No car,just keys. 😉

LOL

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Gurck
There's not enough room in our pockets, if you know what I mean.

:thumbsup: