Why do have to sign restricted access form to buy Vinegar?

[Capt Caveman]

Remember, as per his signature, we're talking about someone who believes in Extraterrestrial Life and promised us $200 a barrel for oil at the end of 2008.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Vinegar is diluted acetic acid, which is one of the acids that is useful for cutting crystal meth. If the neighborhood has a meth problem, that could be the reason.

 

[dmcowen674]

I just called the Target that Dave said he went to

(773) 252-1994

I asked if I wanted to buy vinegar if I needed to sign a form. The manager laughed and said "No, where did you hear that from?"

I told her "Dave McCowen" and promply hung up the phone.

True story. Dave you are busted.

You're the one full of sh!t

Come here and buy the Vinegar yourself a$$hole

My wife was with me, going to say she is a liar too dick?

 

[dmcowen674]

Vinegar is diluted acetic acid, which is one of the acids that is useful for cutting crystal meth. If the neighborhood has a meth problem, that could be the reason.

Thanks for a useful answer. Still disturbing.

 

[dmcowen674]

It's part of the grand worldwide republican conspiracy against you. You'll see why, very soon...

/maniacal Dr. Evil laugh

Actually a great day considering got nearly 13 inches of snow and had a small Earthquake. On the way home from work this morning the local Republican station WLS AM 890 fired Mancow Mullow and his sidekick Pat Cassidy.

They also said they are preparing for the departure of Rush Limbaugh from the airwaves soon.

 

[sandorski]

vinegar is kinda like expired wine. so, you are buying alcohol, just... really old one.

Incorrect.

If he bought Cooking Wine, then I can see the possibility of a Form, but not for Vinegar which has no Alcohol.

 

[Kirby]

I just called the Target that Dave said he went to

(773) 252-1994

I asked if I wanted to buy vinegar if I needed to sign a form. The manager laughed and said "No, where did you hear that from?"

I told her "Dave McCowen" and promply hung up the phone.

True story. Dave you are busted.

 

[nick1985]

You're the one full of sh!t

Come here and buy the Vinegar yourself a$$hole

My wife was with me, going to say she is a liar too dick?

Actually, I am not full of shit.

I'd rather save myself the trip over to your shitty Target, as I just spoke with the manager and confirmed what we all were thinking; that you are full of something brown and smelly.

Oh, and if your wife were to post that same garbage on here I'd call her a liar too.

And dont feed us a bunch of bull about milk prices either, I'd hate to have to call that poor old lady back and waste more of her time.

 

[KeithTalent]

Actually, I am not full of shit.

I'd rather save myself the trip over to your shitty Target, as I just spoke with the manager and confirmed what we all were thinking; that you are full of something brown and smelly.

Oh, and if your wife were to post that same garbage on here I'd call her a liar too.

And dont feed us a bunch of bull about milk prices either, I'd hate to have to call that poor old lady back and waste more of her time.

Yeah right, because the rank and file workers always do everything exactly as the Manager says it should be done.

KT

 

[Kirby]

Yeah right, because the rank and file workers always do everything exactly as the Manager says it should be done.

KT

why would a regular worker just suddenly want check for vinegar though? unless they just randomly want to fuck with people.

 

[FoBoT]

probably computer error

 

[KeithTalent]

why would a regular worker just suddenly want check for vinegar though? unless they just randomly want to fuck with people.

Who the hell knows. Maybe they thought it was something else? Maybe they thought it was funny and wanted to mess with people? Maybe they were new and someone was intitiating them by telling them they needed a form for all kinds of normal items?

KT

 

[dmcowen674]

Actually, I am not full of shit.

I'd rather save myself the trip over to your shitty Target

Because you are full of shit

 

[dmcowen674]

Who the hell knows. Maybe they thought it was something else? Maybe they thought it was funny and wanted to mess with people? Maybe they were new and someone was intitiating them by telling them they needed a form for all kinds of normal items?

KT

It popped up on the Cashier console when she scanned the vinegar bottle, the clerk had no choice.

 

[ussfletcher]

"Your on candid camera!"

 

[KeithTalent]

probably computer error

So then it was probably this.

KT

 

[mugs]

Did they charge $5 for a gallon of gas at the same location?

Dave also has a penchant for predicting earthquakes, and they did have an earthquake in Illinois today. Dave didn't predict that one, but he did predict the 7.0 earthquake that never happened on the west coast of the US a couple of years ago.

 

[alchemize]

Dave also has a penchant for predicting earthquakes, and they did have an earthquake in Illinois today. Dave didn't predict that one, but he did predict the 7.0 earthquake that never happened on the west coast of the US a couple of years ago.

He predicted the one that happened last night, just not anywhere in writing.

 

[yllus]

He predicted the one that happened last night, just not anywhere in writing.

Well, at least he's on record for correctly predicting the outcome of your 2008 presidential election ("Obama may win the popular vote but McCain has the Electoral College"):

Oh, wait, actually he updated that prediction when people pointed out he was a moron for thinking Hawaii would go Republican ("Didn't update the MAP yet but now looks like a tie at 269 269"):

At least your President McCain didn't turn out to be so bad a chap.

 

[PepePeru]

Kids get high on vinegar.
It truly is the new scourge of the suburbs.
I should know. I'm vined out of my gourd right now.

 

[swanysto]

Which grocery store did you go to. I know I would never break out my ID at the Jewel on Ashland and Roosevelt. Those people are shady.

 

[dmcowen674]

Which grocery store did you go to. I know I would never break out my ID at the Jewel on Ashland and Roosevelt. Those people are shady.

Target at Elston & Logan

 

[StageLeft]

I just called the Target that Dave said he went to

(773) 252-1994

I asked if I wanted to buy vinegar if I needed to sign a form. The manager laughed and said "No, where did you hear that from?"

I told her "Dave McCowen" and promply hung up the phone.

True story. Dave you are busted.

Nice.

Dave is quite literally the only person on the forum who if he says something outrageous I automatically assume with great confidence it's a lie. We can ask for pictures, he'll say he's going to post them, but he never does, never has, or ever will.

I'm still not sure if he's a troll or mentally ill but obviously he wasn't asked to sign that for vinegar. Knowing Dave as we do (as anybody can) he wouldn't have done it anyway but probably caused a raucous and found himself arrested.

Because you are full of shit

Well, I've actually called a gas station before where you claimed prices were such and such and of course it was a fabrication. Others have called merchants for milk prices after you made those up, too. It wouldn't surprise me if literally a dozen stores/managers have been called before to call you out on the rubbish you spew. I don't know why you keep doing it. I am not sure I even want to know. I'm not even positive you realize you're doing it.

 

[meltdown75]

storm supplies?

SUPPLIES!!!!!!!!!

 

[nick1985]

storm supplies?

SUPPLIES!!!!!!!!!

I know vinegar is at the top of my list when it comes to supplies.