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Why do guys have to sleep on the couch when their wife is mad at them?

schneiderguy

schneiderguy

Lifer
When I get married I'm going to make my wife sleep on the couch when she's pissed at me. Cuz I'm a non-manlet with a pair of testicles so I'm the boss.
 
I've never slePt on the couch. I can sleep next to her if she's mad, won't bother me. If she has a peoblem with it she can have the couch. The only way don't sleep on my bed is if I'm not home.
 
schneiderguy said:
When I get married I'm going to make my wife sleep on the couch when she's pissed at me. Cuz I'm a non-manlet with a pair of testicles so I'm the boss.
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I'm curious. Where do you currently sleep when your boyfriend is mad at you? Why would that change when you two are married/joined by civil union?
 
I've never slept on the couch from an argument. Now her snoring during pregnancy is a completely different matter.

And the truth of it is...I get a better nights sleep in the guest room. If our daughter wakes up at night she wakes up my wife and not me. My wife gets up an hour earlier than me to get ready for work so I don't get woke up from her alarm. And I don't hear her rummaging around the room getting ready before my alarm goes off.

She feels sorry for me going to the guest room...but it's really not that bad of a gig.
 
My wife sleeps on the couch. Not when we are fighting, because she is pregnant and she falls asleep at the drop of a hat.
 
vi edit said:
I've never slept on the couch from an argument. Now her snoring during pregnancy is a completely different matter.

And the truth of it is...I get a better nights sleep in the guest room. If our daughter wakes up at night she wakes up my wife and not me. My wife gets up an hour earlier than me to get ready for work so I don't get woke up from her alarm. And I don't hear her rummaging around the room getting ready before my alarm goes off.

She feels sorry for me going to the guest room...but it's really not that bad of a gig.
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vi, we are living eerily similar lives. If you tell me the bed in the guest room is a futon, it would be freaky. And if your wife works at a hospital, that would be uncanny.
 
Capt Caveman said:
Then why are you still a virgin?
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Rage187 said:
vi, we are living eerily similar lives. If you tell me the bed in the guest room is a futon, it would be freaky. And if your wife works at a hospital, that would be uncanny.
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HA!

No to the futon, but yes indeedy to the hospital employment.

Twilight zone....
:whiste😱ooohhhhh oooooohho oooooooohhhh
 
I have never done it, I dont care and will just sleep there anyways. She has left and slept on the couch a few times though.
 
schneiderguy said:
When I get married I'm going to make my wife sleep on the couch when she's pissed at me. Cuz I'm a non-manlet with a pair of testicles so I'm the boss.
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When you get married, you will surrender your balls like the rest of us and drive a shitty Dodge Stratus and you'll like it.
 
Why do people have to sleep together just because they're married? All you can possibly do is disturb each other's sleep. I suppose the opportunities for spontaneous sex could be appealing, but what's to stop you from sauntering over to her bed when you're horny anyway?
 
We have two fully furnished spare bedrooms if or the other decides they want to sleep alone. And one of them is equipped with a 27" LCD HDTV and netflix capability. No couch duty here.
 
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