Why do dumb@$$es key cars!?!?!??!?!?!

[GooberPHX420]

I key cars all the time. Im not just a random dick who keys for the fun of it, I teach people lessons. For example, if theres a very busy parking lot - like at a mall, persay, and some fvcker parks all crooked and rude like, I dont have any reservations at all messin him up good.

Ahh well, just playing my role as head asshole of society.

 

[vi edit]

If I ever caught some f_ckstain keying not only my car but somebody elses, suffice it say that they will have serious problems ever being able to grip a key again.

Homey don't play that sh!t.

 

[Jzero]

<< Ahh well, just playing my role as head asshole of society. >>



Sounds like you're doing a bang-up job.
No pun intended.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<< I key cars all the time. Im not just a random dick who keys for the fun of it, I teach people lessons. For example, if theres a very busy parking lot - like at a mall, persay, and some fvcker parks all crooked and rude like, I dont have any reservations at all messin him up good. >>



That is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You think you're doing the community a service because you are causing hundreds of dollars of damage to people's cars when they are parked wrong? Have you ever been in a hurry? Have you ever gotten keyed? I hope I never meet you because I think I would have to beat the crap out of you just out of principle.

 

[kendogg]

<< I key cars all the time. Im not just a random dick who keys for the fun of it, I teach people lessons. For example, if theres a very busy parking lot - like at a mall, persay, and some fvcker parks all crooked and rude like, I dont have any reservations at all messin him up good.

Ahh well, just playing my role as head asshole of society. >>



parking crooked or not I dont think you have any right to damage someone elses property... key cars all the time eh?? how old are you ? 12? punkass kids .. hope your sorry ass ends up in a hospital one of these days

 

[vash]

Someone did that to me last year. They keyed the ENTIRE passenger side, one long mark from tailight to headlight. Damn was I pissed. That entire side needed to be painted, but it looks ok now. It would have been worth it to catch the person who did it, I would have left many permanent marks on them that couldn't be buffed or painted out.

vash

 

[Cosmickarma]

<? I hope I never meet you because I think I would have to beat the crap out of you just out of principle. >

i agree...and he seems to be very casual about it.

 

[evergreen96]

ask your dealer if you can get a free touch up paint

it should "hide" the scratches

 

[LukFilm]

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<< I key cars all the time. Im not just a random dick who keys for the fun of it, I teach people lessons. For example, if theres a very busy parking lot - like at a mall, persay, and some fvcker parks all crooked and rude like, I dont have any reservations at all messin him up good.

Ahh well, just playing my role as head asshole of society. >>



parking crooked or not I dont think you have any right to damage someone elses property... key cars all the time eh?? how old are you ? 12? punkass kids .. hope your sorry ass ends up in a hospital one of these days >>


I believe he was KIDDING!!!

 

[Chewy]

<< Someone did that to me last year. They keyed the ENTIRE passenger side, one long mark from tailight to headlight. Damn was I pissed. That entire side needed to be painted, but it looks ok now. It would have been worth it to catch the person who did it, I would have left many permanent marks on them that couldn't be buffed or painted out. >>


Vash, how much did that cost you? i'd like an idea how much it'll cost me...



<< I key cars all the time. Im not just a random dick who keys for the fun of it, I teach people lessons. For example, if theres a very busy parking lot - like at a mall, persay, and some fvcker parks all crooked and rude like, I dont have any reservations at all messin him up good. >>


GooberPHX420, I hope you're kidding...if not, I hope you live in DC... :|

 

[IGBT]

Same thing happened to me ..with a shoping cart. Wish they would make some sorta nurf body or something. Nearly impossible to keep a clean vehicle in any metropolitan area...

 

[vash]

<< Vash, how much did that cost you? i'd like an idea how much it'll cost me... >>

It'll cost you your deductable. Since your car is pretty new, you definitely have full coverage and some level of a deductable. To get half of my car painted, it would have cost about $1500. I paid the deductable, $1000. If the damage is less than the deductable, you'll be paying in full. Talk to your insurance people, file a claim -- its the only thing you can do.

vash

 

[swayinOtis]

that does suck. your insurance should cover that.

don't take this the wrong way but maybe you did something to piss someone off. did you park diagonally or something like that? that's not an excuse to do what they did but people find all kinds of reasons to mess with others.

 

[swayinOtis]

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maybe they keyed the car cuz it was ugly~ >>



Has anyone keyed your face lately?

 

[swayinOtis]

<< Just a mental note for next time...if you're going to buy a new car, make sure you have a garage to park it in. If you're parking a 2002 vehicle outside overnight, that's gotta be expected. There's TOO many hoodlums out there nowadays. :|
>>



that's gotta be expected??? where the heck do you live because i don't want to go there.

 

[Texmaster]

<< I bought my brand new '02 Camry SE about 2 weeks ago. I go to the bank this morning for five minutes, and come back to see my car scratched up!!!! One scratch is about 1.5 inches long on the driver door and the other is about a foot long on the rear driver door...it pissed and pisses me off SOOOO F***ing much! :|

Do any of you guys know if dealers will fix it for free? (since it's relatively new)... god how frustrating :|

Just cuz people are so dumb and poor that they can't afford a new car, they shouldn't express their poverty and food stamp status by scratching up people with new cars....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

EDIT: I just realized I should be more PC so I put dumb@$$es instead of retards...sorry if that offended anyone...I got caught up in the moment >>



LOL Looks like you ran into a few jealous types here as well

You should NEVER be sorry for being angry and some moron who can't stand you have something they don't takes it out on your property.

Hopefully, it can be buffed out.

 

[punkrawket]

they did it for no specific reason other than to PISS YOU OFF

they have succeeded... i'm not saying what they did was right, but ehy succeeded in their act

 

[swayinOtis]

<< they did it for no specific reason other than to PISS YOU OFF

they have succeeded... i'm not saying what they did was right, but ehy succeeded in their act >>



Wow, thanks for telling us the obvious. You're real smart. lol

 

[andaval]

There is no justification for destroying someone else's property. I have to admit though, when I am at a very busy parking lot and I see some a$$hole park his brand new SUV in a parking spot labeled "compact cars only," effectively taking up three spots, I have been tempted to key their car to try to coax them into being more considerate of others. I don't think I would ever do it though. What I do want to do is get a bunch of bumper stickers printed up that say "I PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE" and put them on deserving cars, wondering how long they will drive around before noticing it.

Edit: I meant no justification

 

[swayinOtis]

my brother used to have these little pieces of paper that read : Next Time Leave Me A Fuc*ing Can Opener So I Can Peel My Way Out Of Here!" for all those aholes who parked too close.

I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[narzy]

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<< I bought my brand new '02 Camry SE about 2 weeks old. I go to the bank this morning for five minutes, and come back to see my car scratched up!!!! One scratch is about 1.5 inches long on the driver door and the other is about a foot long on the rear driver door...it pissed and pisses me off SOOOO F***ing much! :|

Do any of you guys know if dealers will fix it for free? (since it's relatively new)... god how frustrating :|

Just cuz people are so dumb and poor that they can't afford a new car, they shouldn't express their poverty and food stamp status by scratching up people with new cars....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! >>



maybe they keyed the car cuz it was ugly~
just because someone keyed your car.. doesn't mean the are poor or they are in need of food stamps~ >>

do you have a brain? cause right now, Im seeing right through your head...WHA!

 

[SCSIfreek]

There is a Black Lexus GS300 parked next to my car and someone keyed his car from the front to the back. It pisses me off to see A$$kids(adults) doing such a thing to a beatiful car. what the hell are they thinking dammit!!!! Knock on wood my car don't get keyed. But a$$holes who park next to you and don't get a crapSa$$ if they hit your car <----especially those a-holes with with no respects on our people's property and long a$$ doors. They spring their freakin door out to fit their a$$ in the car and careless about the cars next to them :| so far I have only one ding on my door from a freakin safeway parking lot!!! :|


--Scsi

 

[sten]

<< just because someone keyed your car.. doesn't mean the are poor or they are in need of food stamps~ >>



Exactly. It means they have a small penis.

 

[Chewy]

I parked on the side of a RESIDENTIAL area road where 2-hour parking is allowed. It was 2 blocks away from my house and 1 block away from the bank. I didnt' block the road, didn't park illegally, didn't park in a handicap spot, didn't park in a meter during non-park hours, didn't bump bumpers, and I DID park at least 2 feet away from the cars in front and back of me.

The "only" thing I could see how I pissed someone off is when I sat in my car (looking all mischievous in my work clothes

) in the parking spot waiting for 10 mins until the bank opened, which is 9am, cuz it was freezing and they thought I was up to no good. RIGHT.

 

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